Featured Sms


Sms Categories



Student Sms

Displaying 1-8 of 842 results.
Jun
24
2015

Universal truth


Universal truth"

Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets.


Bcoz,
Today's Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
15 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Dec
23
2012

Signs of a student


Signs of a student:

1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course
declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena.
.
2. Har semester k end me aelan karna ki agla
sem achhe se padhenge.
.
3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent par rakhna and
har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi
aaya.
.
4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna, "Chalo
ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi karega."
.
5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count
karna.
.
6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka
Padhunga...:p :O :D :D
Agree ??

Submitted By : rahulsingh
Place : lucknow
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
19
2012

Flash back 2 School life


Flash back 2 School life:
Wo Big gang of frnds
Wo boring uniforms
Wo Silly fights
Wo tchrs k naam rakhna
Wo hmewrk na kar k jana
Wo roz ki punishmnt
Wo Rockng annual days
So many hands in a single lunch box
HORRER XAMS
Remarkable marks
terror report card
self parents signature
Wo bachpan ka pehla pyar
Wo Summer holidays ka intezar
Wo Aakhri board Xam
Wo Farewell
Wo sab ka bichad jana
"SCHOOL LIFE" is just a heaven!
dedicated 2 all my skul frnz..:-):-)

Submitted By : pooja patil
Place : vadodara
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Apr
3
2013
Tere Ishq Mein Main Kya Kya Naa Bana MEENA


Tere Ishq Mein Main Kya Kya Naa Bana "MEENA",

Kabhi Bana "KUTTA" Kabhi "Kameena".

Submitted By : Ankit Agarwal.
Place : Kolkata.
2 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Aug
24
2013

Teacher - Homework Kita


Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
19
2011

kal bohat dino k bad


Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi tu pta chala
Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi tu pta chala
WAH WAH...WAH WAH!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata

Submitted By : Durga
Place : Faizabad, Uttar Pradesh
216 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
25
2013

I dont want sunshine


I dont want sunshine
I dont want Rain
Just give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again.....

Submitted By : Raksha
Place : Dadar
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
7
2011

masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya


Teacher: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Student: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Teacher: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Student: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Submitted By : Sandhya
Place : Rampur, Uttar Pradesh
212 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes