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Aug
29
2013

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte


Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte
Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha
.
.
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Teacher: ?Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke
Ko Kiss Karti Hai
To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000
Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.?
.
Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye
Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata ThaKi Teachar
pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.
Pappu: ?Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.?
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Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:? Kya Ilaaj ha.......??
.
Pappu: ?Sir Simple, Uska Chumban
Usko Wapis De Do....

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
2
2013

A statement given by top nikammay


A statement given by top nikammay

students who use to study only at night

before exams:

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" Agar main poora saal padh leta to aaj ki

raat sukoon se sota, phir khayal ata hai k

sirf ek raat k sukoon k liye main poora saal

padhta rehta chhod bs 1 raat hi toh gujarni

h"

Submitted By : honey singh
Place : goa
6 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
3
2012
Exam me ek Studnt copy pe Flowers bna rha tha


Exam me ek Studnt copy pe Flowers bna rha tha.

Sir: Ye kya! Flowers kyu bana rhe ho?
Studnt: Ye flowrs Meri "Yaddasht ko smrpit,jo abi-abi guzr gyi.....

Submitted By : am121mee
Place : Jaipur
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
26
2013

Teacher To Sleepy Studnt



Teacher To Sleepy Studnt:
Who Invented Steam Engine??

Studnt: 'What' Sir?

Tcher: Yes, Its Correct! JAMES WATT!


M0RAL: Sleeping Impr0ves Ur GK!

Submitted By : jyoti
Place : berhampur
4 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
12
2013

Greatest Insult Of Boys In Zoology Lab


Greatest Insult Of Boys In Zoology Lab.

A Student Complaind: ?Sir, Mera Mendak Pregnant Hai?

Sir Replied Angrily: ?Salo, Tumpe To Vishwas Karke

Ek Mendak Bhi Nahi De Sakte?

Submitted By : sunil joshi
Place : pithoragarh
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
29
2013
When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me


When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.

But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study , I want to Study

My Mom Slapped me and said Stop Dreaming "Wake up n Study" :D

Submitted By : Ayush
Place : Delhi
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
20
2014

Le thomas edison


Le thomas edison:
Tomorrow is my exam but i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future...
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,
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Students:
Teri ehi gallan menu parhn nae dendian thomsaaa..:-D

Submitted By : mena
Place : wah cantt
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki


SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki
pathshala
.
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar
chala
.
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
.
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se khudkushi
karle
.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main
yaaro
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ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti
hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
.
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd
jati hai
.
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
.
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
.
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage...:D:D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes