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Aug
21
2011

all ur classmates came


Teacher : Why are U Late?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time.



Student : "Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...Sher To Akela Ata Hai."

Submitted By : Rishi
Place : Abohar, Punjab
2212 Likes
174 Dislikes
Rating :   343 Votes


Dec
23
2011

homework kiun nhi kiya


Teacher:
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt:
Sir, Light Nhi Thi.

Teachr:
To Mom-Batti Jala Lete.

Student:
Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi.

Teachr:
Machis Kyon Nai Thi?

Student:
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

Teachr:
To Wahan Se Le Aate.

Student:
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha.

Teachr:
Nahaye Kyon Nhi Thy?

Student:
Pani Nhi Tha Sir.

Teachr:
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student:
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr:
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi?

Student:
Sir Bataya Toh....Light Nhi Thi....

Submitted By : Dhaval
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
1625 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   184 Votes


Nov
30
2011

One more example of this type


Teacher:
If A=B, B=C then A=C.
Can u tell one more example of this type?

Student :
I love my teacher.
Teacher loves his daughter.
So I love teacher's daughter.

Submitted By : Inderpal
Place : Gandhidham, Gujarat
1577 Likes
74 Dislikes
Rating :   168 Votes


Nov
25
2011

SCHOOL LIFE


~ SCHOOL LIFE ~

Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm...

Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks...

Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class...

Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends...

Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period...

Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent ;)

Submitted By : Nirav
Place : Tumkur, Karnataka
1308 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   155 Votes


Sep
22
2011

Marks Milenge Jhakkas Ek Din!


Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din


Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
1304 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   142 Votes


Oct
9
2011

bahut dard hota hai jab


Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka
Answer Ek Hai...
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha

Submitted By : Abhilasha
Place : Khandwa, Madhya Pradesh
1038 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   97 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Lady Teacher


Lady Teacher : 'Mujhe Bacchon ki Shakal se pata lagta hai ki Unn k Dimag me kya Chal raha hai'.

Student : 'Fir bhi Aap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kar rahi ho'..??

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1011 Likes
63 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Aug
29
2011

Bahu ke SMS


Maa- "Beta, kya kar rahe ho..???"
Beta- "Padh raha hu..."
Maa- "Excellent...!!! Kya padh rahe ho...??"
Beta- "Aapki hone wali BAHU ke SMS"

Submitted By : Rachna
Place : Ranchi, Jharkhand
993 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes