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Jan
28
2012

Tum american ho?


Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?

Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!

Pagal: nhi tum american ho.

Chinese gusse me: haan main american hu.

Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

Submitted By : Gautam
Place : Faridabad, Haryana
1279 Likes
162 Dislikes
Rating :   176 Votes


Feb
20
2012

China ka maal aur kitna chalega


1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.

1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.

Usey rota dekh uska dost bola: Afsos he, par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

Submitted By : Durga
Place : Faizabad, Uttar Pradesh
766 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


Dec
31
2011

Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao


Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."


Student:

Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...

Submitted By : Chetana
Place : Beawar, Rajasthan
715 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Beta..mannat maango


GoD : ''Beta..mannat maango.''

Man : ''Plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do...''

GoD : ''Beta 'Mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..!! :)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
723 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Sep
17
2011

Maa bhaiya aa gaye


Bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha:
"beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna".



Sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

Submitted By : Archana
Place : Tirupati, Andhra Pradesh
611 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Jan
27
2012

ELEPHANT AND CAT


Cat: How old are u?
Elephant: 5 years old
Cat: But u look so big
Elephant: I am a complan boy
Elephant: How old u are
Cat: 30 years old
Elephant:but u look very small
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Cat:Ponds Age Miracle, Badalti Umar Mano Tham Si Jaye.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Karnal, Haryana
648 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Sep
27
2011
Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the


Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the...

Usne gusse mein lights off kar di, taki Machhar use dhondh na paayen.

Tabhi room mein ek jugnu aaya.
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Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai....!!!!

Submitted By : Kalidas
Place : Purnia, Bihar
526 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Sep
26
2011

If you tell 1-10 without any mistake


LKG Teacher: If U tell 1-10 without any mistake den I will give U one kiss.


LKG Boy: If I count 1-100, Do U have any better Package....!!!

Submitted By : Gopal
Place : Udaipur, Rajasthan
910 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   91 Votes