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Jul
27
2016
Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak


Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
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"Kya Haal Hai ??
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Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: "Theek Hu..
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Phir Awaz Aai: "Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
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Aadmi: "Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
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Phir Awaz Aai:" Main Aa Jaun ??
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Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
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"Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
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Phir Awaz Aai:
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"Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai !!"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Aug
3
2016
Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic


Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic company. That's the Sprite guys! Maaza aa gaya. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Jindagi me jab aapko koi rasta dikhai na de


Jindagi me jab aapko koi rasta dikhai na de,
koi manzil dikhai na de,
koi apna dikhai na de,
tab mere saath aana.
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Hum "EYE SPECIALIST" ke paas chalenge :D :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
28
2016
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan


1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya


Maine to ek Boond se Sagar bana diya .
Great lines said by -
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Sagar's father :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Wife- Aji Sunte Ho Ji


Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
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Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
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Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Some IDIOTS say Behind every successful man


Some IDIOTS say "Behind every successful man there is a WOMAN....
But Nobody know the fact: "WOMAN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MAN".

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016

JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI


JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI
Collection :---
1.Whatsapp par 2 KM lambey message bhejne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne walo
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
3. Har hafte Adobe update nikalne wale logon,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
4. Good Morning ko Guuddd morningggg..!!! likhne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
5. Chilar ki Jagah , Eclairs dene waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nhi Karegi
6. Har Movie Se Pehle Gutka Mukesh ki Ad Dikhane Waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
7. Ladko Ki Reply Par Hmmm.. Likhne Wali Ladkiyan,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
8. "I LOVE YOU but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
9. Har hafte Set Max par Sooryavansham dikhane walo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnane walon..
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes