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Oct
16
2011

Pathan Girl Friend Ko


pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Submitted By : Punita
Place : Baripada, Orissa
103 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
29
2014
Sindhi Dad Son u hv to get married I hv seen a


Sindhi Dad : Son u hv to get married I hv seen a girl for u...

Son:Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter.....

Son: I m ready.

Sindhi Dad goes to Bill Gates
Sindhi Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Sindhi Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Sindhi Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

This is called Management Skills....
Sindhi is great

Submitted By : Maharaj
Place : Wardha
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jan
15
2016

Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha


Pappu Bench par Leta hua tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Pappu se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu : No, I am Pappu Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Pappu Gusse se:
No, I am Pappu Singh !!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Pappu : Thapar mar k, Kamine tu Idher Leta hai , wahan tujhy itny log Dhundh Rahe hain

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Oct
31
2013

DrKi Shayri


Dr.Ki Shayri

"Jis Hospital K Hum Doctor H,

.

Meri gfriend Waha Ki Nurse H,

Kya Ajib Zulm Sehna Pdta H

Apni Hi gfriend Ko Sister Kehna Padta H.

Submitted By : sherkhan9700285577
Place : Hyderabad
13 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Oct
13
2012

Bhagwan main paapi hu.


Bhakt: "Bhagwan main paapi hu.
Mujhe Dard De,
Dukh De,
Mujhe Barbad kr de,
Tension De.
... Mere piche Bhoot Laga De."

Bhagwan: "Abey ye koi MCA exam hai jo itna paka raha hai 1 word me Bol na ki "GIRLFRIEND" Chahiye hai. :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
43 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Aug
25
2011

Radio or Akhbar


Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?

Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam,
Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai,
Magar Radio mein nahi.

Submitted By : Amita
Place : Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh
99 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
11
2011

Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai


Doctor to a Lady: Apka Weight 65Kg Tha, Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai...Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
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Lady: Doctor, zald-baji me aaj makeup karna bhool gayi.

Submitted By : Prabhat
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
113 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Nov
22
2011

Meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao


Papa: Jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.

Beta: Papa mein nai jasakta, mein game khel raha hun.

2nd beta: Choreye papa ye to hai he batamez...
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Aap khudi ja k pe lejiye.

Submitted By : Prabhu
Place : Bhuj, Gujarat
345 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes