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Oct
29
2014

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY


Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
2
2016

Funny jokes


Exam was going on in a hall........Everyone was finding the questions tough...Supervising teacher was strict nd was roaming throughout the hall.......No one could copy......sardar wrote something on a paper nd gave it 2 d teacher.....D teacher sat on d chair in 1 corner nd did not get up.....Everyone copied comfortably

Submitted By : princess
Place : hyderabad
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
4
2013

Honhaar Beta vs Nalayak Beta


Honhaar Beta vs Nalayak Beta..
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Papa:"Aage kya karna hai..??
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Honhaar:"Bas,
10th me 97% Aa Jaye to 2 Saal ki Tutions &
den IIT,
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Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat & IIM,
20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat k liye..
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Nalayak Beta:"Bas Is Baar 10th Ho Jaye to
Roadies
se Bike Jeet k launga,
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Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character
Certificate!
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Acchi Nikli to Thik,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat..

?????

Submitted By : Manoj
Place : New Delhi
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
27
2011

Choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi


1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.


Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,


Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.


Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate bhi nahi de sakte.

Submitted By : Suniti
Place : Dewas, Madhya Pradesh
380 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


May
2
2013

Aapko Meri Konsi Aadat BURI Lagti Hai


Aapko Meri Konsi Aadat BURI Lagti Hai ?
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Replyy
Kiya To Bahot Maar Khaoge..
Jaisa hu achha hu..
adjst kar lo chup chap..
;) :P :D

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
4 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
27
2011

Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga


KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me
First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega?

PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.

KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

Submitted By : Vivek
Place : Raigarh, Chhattisgarh
530 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


May
10
2013

Hai


Hai
smart
bahot
wo


hai
bheja
Ne


jis


aur
hoon


raha
padh
se


Niche
ko


Msg

jo


hoon
pagal
wo


Mai





confused.??..
Ab msg niche se upar pado.

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
2 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
15
2011

Did you ever visited Egypt


CHILD: DAD HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EGYPT?

DAD: NO

CHILD: THEN FROM WHERE DID YOU BRING "MUUUMMMI" FROM.

Submitted By : Manisha
Place : Sagar, Madhya Pradesh
246 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes