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Nov
23
2012
Ek angrej gaun me chalta kahi ja raha tha


Ek angrej gaun me chalta kahi ja raha tha..
Raste me ek aurat se takra gaya
So, angrej ne aurat se kaha.
"Sorry for that"
.
.
Uss aurat ne angrej ko
Ek thappad mara aur kaha
Kaminey ek to takarate ho,
Upar se kahe te ho saree phar de.!
Angrez Shocked. :-D

Submitted By : raushan
Place : janakpur road
4 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
31
2011

Wah! Itna pyar?


Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!


Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?


Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
92 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
10
2013

5 Common things indian Moms say


5 Common things indian Moms say :
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le.
Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi
hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti
hai , tabhi subeh nahi utha jata tere
se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe
baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara
kehna maante hai apne parents ka...

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
34 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jul
14
2012

Itne kam kapde pahen ke q aai ho


Boss: Itne kam kapde pahen ke q aai ho?

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Isko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
27 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jun
20
2013

Mariz-Drsaab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He


Mariz-"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He,

Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To

Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga

Dr-"Kya Kaam Karte Ho?

Mariz-"Qabar Khodata Hu

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
30
2012

Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?


Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?

Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!

Santa:Kaise?

Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha.

Submitted By : Mala
Place : New Delhi
168 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
19
2013
Tufani Barish me 1 ladka Pizza lene gaya


Tufani Barish me 1 ladka Pizza lene gaya?

Waiter-Do you have a girlfriend sir?

Ladka-to kya saale aise tufani barish me meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi?!

Submitted By : Nihal Ansari
Place : Pratapgarh
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Oct
24
2014

3 manas hats


3 manas hats.
1 England no,
1amarika no &
1 India no ha to

1st k pruthvimaa 1 gol round karine
aatli jagya Mari,

2nd k 1 vishal round karine aatli
jagya maari &

India no manas k pruthvi par 1 (.) karine
aani baharni jamin badhi Mari.

Submitted By : M.R.MAKWANA
Place : kothi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes