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Apr
24
2013

maine zindgi me dhoke he khaye h


maine zindgi me dhoke he khaye h.....
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.mango , grapes, apple, chikhu sb dhoke he
khaye h ...
ap b dhoke he khana .........!!!

Submitted By : rohit tiwari
Place : Delhi
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
10
2011

Journalist vs Meera


Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?
Meera: O So Nice Question...
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

Submitted By : Aseem
Place : Arrah, Bihar
87 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
3
2013
Sanju Hi Jai tum meri shaadi mein aoge na


Sanju: Hi Jai, tum meri shaadi mein aoge na?


jay:haan Yaar, itne bure waqt mein tujhe akela kaise chhod sakta hu?

Submitted By : z peRfaCtion
Place : surat
3 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
29
2011

Wo konsi chiz hai


Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte?
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Student: Aapka mooh.......

Submitted By : Jasvinder
Place : Etah, Uttar Pradesh
543 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Feb
5
2012
Mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho


ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.


Boy-char mahine se.


Baap-main kaise maanu.


Boy-aur paanch mahine ruko, yakin ho jaayega.

Submitted By : Shekhar
Place : Chapra, Bihar
221 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Apr
29
2014
Sindhi Dad Son u hv to get married I hv seen a


Sindhi Dad : Son u hv to get married I hv seen a girl for u...

Son:Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice she is Bill Gates daughter.....

Son: I m ready.

Sindhi Dad goes to Bill Gates
Sindhi Dad : My son wants to marry ur daughter

Bill Gates : Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank

Bill Gates : I m ready

Sindhi Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities
Sindhi Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank

Authorities : Not possible

Sindhi Dad : Think twice he is Bill Gates Son in Law

Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

This is called Management Skills....
Sindhi is great

Submitted By : Maharaj
Place : Wardha
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
26
2013

Dedicated to all guyz


Dedicated to all guyz.......

Arz kia hain,
Arz kia hain,


Koi ladki hame thukra de to gham nai

Wah wah....

Koi ladki hame thukra de to gham nai,
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Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat futi jiske damad ham nai!!!!???

Submitted By : Pratik
Place : A Gujarati Shehar
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
8
2013
Dil cheer ke dikhaau to dard dhoondh na paaoge


'Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na paaoge,

Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,

To dard dhoondh na paaoge...

Kyonki dard to mere daant me hai,'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes