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Aug
8
2013

Wrong Number


Wrong Number:

"Hello, Fridge hai?

Admi: "Haan hai,

Ap kon??

Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: "Haan chal rha hai.

Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna

bhaag jayega"

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Again call

Callar: fridge hai??

Admi gusse se: nhi hai

caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo

bhaag jaega.

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
20
2013

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai


Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
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kamjor dil wale ise na
padhe..!!
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Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha
aadmi hath
me
1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne
wo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li..
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de
kar kaha:- Jabtak koi musibat
na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat
dekhna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke
karan
last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh
hi liya aur sadme se mar gaya..
last page par likha tha..
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MRP- Rs.10/- only!.

????????

hahahahahahahaha

Submitted By : Aayush
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Apr
29
2013

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl


What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network.

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
22
2014

It all started with CID


It all started with CID ...
then came RAJNIKANT ...
next was ALOKNATH ...
Ab bari hai
CM Arvind Kejriwal ki...

Go on and read it ...

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony

Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor laughing" when he texts ROFL

Submitted By : akash jain
Place : kota
7 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jun
7
2013

True Story


True Story !

Ek Prince ko shraap mila tha ki wo saal me sirf ek hi shabd bol sakta h

Use ek rajkumari se pyar ho gaya.

Usne 3 saal tak kuch nhi bola taki wo rajkumari se I LOVE YOU kah sake.


Jab prince ne I LOVE YOU kaha to jante ho rajkumari ne kya kaha.....?


Dubara bolna, sunai nhi diya..

Submitted By : Rakesh Sharma
Place : Rajasthan
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
28
2013

Inky pinky ponky


Inky pinky ponky,
Msg reader donkey,
Readr very angry,
Sendr very happy
Sender smiles,
Reader cries,
Inky pinky ponky.

Arey, Laugh Na Donkey!

Submitted By : sumi
Place : Ulhasnagar
12 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Apr
24
2012

Darpok hain woh log...


Darpok hain woh log jo engineering aur CA lene se darte hain..!!
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Bada Hosla Chahiye Jawani Barbad Krne K Liye......xD xD

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
118 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
22
2012
Chuhia Ped Pe chadi to Bnder ne Pucha Upar Kyo Aye


Chuhia Ped Pe chadi to Bnder ne Pucha Upar Kyo Aye?

Chuhia: Apple khane....

Bnder: Ye To Mango Ka Ped hai..!

Chuhia: Saale Tu Zada Chaudhary Mat Ban...Apple sath layi hu..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
23 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes