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Oct
29
2014

- T-Shirt


एक लड़की की टी-शर्ट (T-Shirt) पे कार बनी हुई थी और उसे एक बच्चा बहुत इकाघर्ता से देख रहा था।

लड़की: कार चलानी है?

बच्चा: छोटा हूँ कार नहीं चला सकता, पर इज़ाजत हो तो हॉर्न बजा लूँ।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
33 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Aug
8
2013

Wrong Number


Wrong Number:

"Hello, Fridge hai?

Admi: "Haan hai,

Ap kon??

Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: "Haan chal rha hai.

Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna

bhaag jayega"

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Again call

Callar: fridge hai??

Admi gusse se: nhi hai

caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo

bhaag jaega.

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Nov
10
2012

1 GIRL park me bench pe bethi thi.


1 GIRL park me bench pe bethi thi.
BHIKHARI bola-Darling,
I LOVE U
GIRL-IDIOT! main waisi Ladki nahi hu.
BHIKHARI-phir tum mere BED par kya Kar rahi ho.

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Apr
23
2013

MUST READ M STILL LAUGHING


MUST READ, M STILL LAUGHING:
Family Problems
Two men, an American and an
Indian we re sitting in a bar and
discussing about their family
problems..
Shot after shot...
The Indian man said to the
American, 'We have problem in
India we can't marry the one
whom we love, You know my
parents are forcing me to get
married to this so called homely
girl from a village whom I haven't
even met once.' We call this
arranged marriage. I don't want
to marry a woman whom I don't
love... I told them that openly and
now
have a lot of family problems.'
The American said, talking about
love marriages... In America We
can marry the one whom we love..
I'll tell you my story. 'I married a
widow whom I deeply loved and
dated for 3 years. After a couple
of years, my father fell in love with
my step-daughter and married
her, so my father became my son-
in-law and I became my father's
father-in-law. Legally now my
daughter is my mother and my
wife my grandmother. More
problems occurred when I had a
son. My son is my father's brother
and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my
father had a son. Now my father's
son, my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own
grandfather and I am my own
grandson. And you say you have
family problems.'
The Indian fainted........!!

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
11 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
27
2013

If classroom is not a place to sleep


If classroom is not a place to sleep
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Then home is also not a place to study...

Submitted By : divyesh
Place : mumbai
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jun
12
2013

I am Looking for a Bank which


I am Looking for a Bank which
can perform
Two things for me
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Give me a Loan,
& then
Leave me aLone

Submitted By : amit minesh
Place : sawai madhopur
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
2
2011

Maine "GADHO" Par Research Ki He


Biwi: Maine "GADHO" Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni "GADHI" k siwa kisi or "GADHI" ko Dekhta Tak Nai.


Pati: IsiLiye To Use "GADHA" Kehte Hai.

Submitted By : Susheela
Place : Motihari, Bihar
127 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
25
2014

Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya


Bapu Jyotish pase Kundli batava gya.
Jyotish: Tamaru name Raghubha ?
Bapu: Ji Maraj,
Jyotish: Tamne 2 dikri, 1 Kuvar 6e ?
Bapu: Ji,
Jyotish:Baa ni umar 42 6e ?
Bapu:Ji,
Jyotish:Tame 2 di pahela 10 kg Ghau lidha ?
Bapu: Wah Maharaj tame to antryami 6o
Jyotish:Fari aavo tyare Kundli lavjo,
Aa Ration Card 6e

Submitted By : Ajay Patel
Place : Khedbrahma
13 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes