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Nov
27
2012

Hansa Praful Permit Matlab


Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!

Submitted By : N
Place : India
3 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
18
2011

World Cup 2011


Afridi apni biwi se: Mujhe chai to dena.

Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke di.

Afridi ghusse se bola: Cup mein daal ke do!

Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le gaya ab isi me peene ki aadat daal.

Submitted By : Harshad
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
206 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
22
2012
Ek chota baccha bus ki khidki se susu kar raha tha


Ek chota baccha bus ki khidki se susu kar raha tha...

Ek aurat boli- sharam nahi aati tuze?

ladka- are aunty sharam chhodo susu dekho kitna dur ja raha hai..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
57 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Mar
1
2013

joke


I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don't you think I would have done that already?

Submitted By : Girish Dattatray Mahajan
Place : pune
4 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
9
2012

BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai


BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai
jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir - To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho?
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BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI..... :P

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
23
2013

MUNNA CIRCUIT


MUNNA CIRCUIT
???
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
?

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
?WOSHING TOWN"
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

Submitted By : Rajesh
Place : Cooch behar
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Apr
21
2015

Nisargachi Haus


Nisargachi Haus
Ani Mumbai madhe paus





Kay he deva

Aaj pan Mausam mastana
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Pn Girlfrnd nastana

Submitted By : Kiran Tarade
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


May
5
2013

DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY


DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:
* The name is BOND Covalent Bond! B-)
* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope
lagte hain, naam hai Diamond! (*)
* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai!
* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main
Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta!
* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,
namumkin hai! *nerd*
* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!
* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano, Oxygen
babu!
And
And
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Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
7 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes