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May
1
2015

Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu


Girl- Mai bachpan se hi hot hu.

Santa- Kyu ubal kar paida huyi thi?

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
25
2012

Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari


Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila Hai.
Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga...

Submitted By : pooja patil
Place : vadodara
16 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
8
2014

Height of Confidence


Height of Confidence :
.
Son : school nai jaunga !
.
Mom - kyu ?
.
Son : job karunga.
.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job
karega nalayak !!
.
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga
.
Always be confident

Submitted By : shubhadeep shetty
Place : Mumbai
30 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Oct
3
2011

March Ending


Yamraj 14000 logo ko japan se narak le ja raha tha.

Raste me naradji mil gaye. naradji-itne sare ek sath?

Yamraj bole MARCH ending hai, target pura karna hai

Submitted By : Sarika
Place : Chandigarh
337 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Oct
3
2014

UNKNOWN CALL-


UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai
krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki
der hai!"

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
29
2012

Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey?


Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey?

Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,

Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki

Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai

Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui

Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha

Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.

Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur

Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya

Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur

Dr:Abey chup kar saale

Kya mujhe b Pagal krega.?

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
25 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


May
2
2013

Psychology ka practical ho rha tha


Psychology ka practical ho rha tha.
Profesar ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE or dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kar ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki tarf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha har bar food ki tarf bhaga.
Profesr:Bas,sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sabse badi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai:
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski "BEHAN" ho..!

Submitted By : Najmuddin
Place : ujjain
3 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
12
2013

I am Looking for a Bank which


I am Looking for a Bank which
can perform
Two things for me
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Give me a Loan,
& then
Leave me aLone

Submitted By : amit minesh
Place : sawai madhopur
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes