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Feb
24
2013

Idea Me Job Hai


Idea Me Job Hai
karoge kya.?


QLF: 10th
Place: Delhi
Salary: 30,000
Job: Idea K Tower Pe Baithkar
Airtel K signals ko Rokna hai..

WHAT AN IDEA SiR ji..:-

Submitted By : sandy
Place : hoshiarpur
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
25
2013
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.


Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down

Submitted By : ramkishor jat
Place : jaipur
5 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Oct
16
2013

Amrica Mobile hamari khoj h


Amrica= Mobile hamari khoj h

China=Sim hmari khoj h

Japan=sms hamari khoj h

Koriya= Bluetooth hamari khoj h

INDIA- Misscall Hamare yha GIRLFRIEND ki khoj h.

Submitted By : Karan
Place : Vadodara, Gujarat
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


May
8
2014

Height of Confidence


Height of Confidence :
.
Son : school nai jaunga !
.
Mom - kyu ?
.
Son : job karunga.
.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job
karega nalayak !!
.
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga
.
Always be confident

Submitted By : shubhadeep shetty
Place : Mumbai
30 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Apr
24
2013

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai


Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath
me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
.
.
.
MRP-Rs 15/- only!

Submitted By : rohit tiwari
Place : Delhi
4 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
13
2013

No English dictionary has been able to


No English dictionary has been able to
adequately explain the difference between the
two words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
6 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
8
2013

Boy JAAN hamary pyar k baray main


'Boy JAAN hamary pyar k baray main

Boy: JAAN hamary pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana
GIRL: SEEMA ko to zaror bataon gi KAMINI kehti thi koi pagal kutta hi hoga jo tum ko pyar karay ga'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
5 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
4
2012
Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li or...


1 Bikhari=Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li or apni bike yaha 6od gaya.

2 Bikhari= tu to sach me lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti he.!

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes