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Aug
3
2016
Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic


Thumbs up to pepsi for being such a Fanta-stic company. That's the Sprite guys! Maaza aa gaya. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Mar
14
2015

bechara pati


Ek ganv ki aurat apane pati se boli

patni : o g mhari bhi facebook pe id banai do ?


Pati : gawar aurt tu chala legi facbook ?


Patani : kai ho gayo,
Chala tum lijo me peeche bethi jaungi

Submitted By : kamlesh
Place : sonkachchh
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
7
2013

Golu to a chinese- oye tu american hai


Golu to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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golu- nahi tu american hi hai.
.
chinese- no, i am chinese.
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golu- nahi tu american hai, american hai toh american hi hai.
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chinese- acha yaar, main american hi hun, khush?
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golu- yaar lekin tu shakal se toh chinese lagta hai :-P

Submitted By : Ayushi
Place : Delhi
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
22
2012

Ladka-Ladki paid k piche baithe the,


Ladka-Ladki paid k piche baithe the...

Old man- Beta kya yehi hamari Sanskriti hai??
?
?
Boy- Nhi uncle ye to Anjali hai,
Aap kisi aur paid ke niche dekh lo...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
31 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Apr
24
2013

Ek ser sunata hu


Ek ser sunata hu..
Mat fek pathar pani me
Mat fek pathar pani me,
Kyuki ye pani bi koi pita he..
Vese hi
Mat raho udas yuhi zindagi me..
Mat raho udas yuhi zindagi me..
Kyuki aapko dekh ke bi koi jita he.......so alwys smailing
Jsk

Submitted By : Jsk
Place : Heaven
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
2
2013
Husband to Wife Munna yahi se bahar aayega hai na


Husband to Wife: "Munna yahi se bahar aayega, hai na?
Wife Muskuratehue Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota hole hai."
Husband: "Yaar fir bhi dekhne de na", husband ne hole mae se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nahi aaya.
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Thodi der Baad School ki ghanti bajti hai Munna Baher aata Hai aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai.

Moral- hole Gate Mein bhi hota hai. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topo ki Salami..

Submitted By : MK
Place : DELHI
18 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Feb
6
2015

1 National Sister- Mamta Banerjee


1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee
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2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone
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3. National Tension- Salman Khan's
Marriage
_______________ ____________
4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi
_______________ ____________
5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One
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6. National food- Kasam
_______________ ____________
7. National Struggler- Abhishek
Bachchan
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8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh
_______________ ____________
9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi
_______________ ____________
10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra
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11. National Book- Face Book
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12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh
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13. National Bank- Swiss Bank
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14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar
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15. National Show- Comedy Nights with
Kapil
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16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi
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17: National Time Pass:
Whatsapp
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Amul - The taste of India
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Babool - The paste of India
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Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.
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Modi- the best of india.
Sonia- The guest of India.
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Jo jeete wo sikandar,
Jo haare wo jail ke andar,
Jo is msg ko bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,
aur Jo na bheje usko
"Kejariwal"ki pappi.
soch lo ab.....

Submitted By : Avinash dardai
Place : pune
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
10
2013

MujrimTry krna umr qaid hoPhansi na ho


'Mujrim:Try krna umr qaid ho,Phansi na ho.
Pathan lawer;Dont worry
After court

mujrim:Kia hua?
Pathan:Bht mushkil
se umr qaid hoi adalt to riha kr rahi thi.'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
4 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes