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Jun
17
2012

Cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di


Cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho

Aadmi- kaise?

Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
38 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
14
2013

DEKHO NA


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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
7 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
23
2013

MUNNA CIRCUIT


MUNNA CIRCUIT
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
?WOSHING TOWN"
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

Submitted By : Rajesh
Place : Cooch behar
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Feb
8
2012

Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?


Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?

No answer

Husbnd asks again,

No answer

Then again he asks,
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Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo.

Submitted By : Pushpa
Place : Bhuj, Gujarat
142 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
26
2011

Kash aap messaage hote


Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote, main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.


Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?

Submitted By : Mukesh
Place : Chittoor, Andhra Pradesh
259 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Sep
27
2013
A Kidnapper kidnappes a child and calls his father


A Kidnapper kidnappes a child and calls his father.

Kidnapper - Hello, Jay Singh Rathod bol rahe ho?

Father - Ha, bol raha ho.

Kidnapper - ha aapko batana tha aapka beta kidnap ho gaya hai, aap zara call back karenge
xU

Father calls again

Father - ha kya keh rahe the tum.

Kidnapper - Sirji aapka thoda sa beta kidnap kiya tha ji.....
Agar aap apne bete ko pizza khilana chahte toh muje paise dekar le bache ko khila do

Submitted By : Apurv Swami
Place : Vadodara
7 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Aug
10
2012

DADA ji:- Beta ja pani le aa,


DADA ji:- Beta ja pani le aa,
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Pota :Main nahin jaa sakta game khel raha hu !!
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2nd pota :Rehne do DADA JI...ye to hai hi BATTAMEEZ !!!!
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Aap khud hi jakar le aao :D:D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
21 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Nov
9
2012

BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai


BHIKARI - maine ek kitab likhi hai
jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir - To phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho?
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BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN TARIKA HAI..... :P

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes