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Jan
28
2012

Tum american ho?


Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?

Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!

Pagal: nhi tum american ho.

Chinese gusse me: haan main american hu.

Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

Submitted By : Gautam
Place : Faridabad, Haryana
1275 Likes
162 Dislikes
Rating :   176 Votes


Sep
26
2011

If you tell 1-10 without any mistake


LKG Teacher: If U tell 1-10 without any mistake den I will give U one kiss.


LKG Boy: If I count 1-100, Do U have any better Package....!!!

Submitted By : Gopal
Place : Udaipur, Rajasthan
907 Likes
72 Dislikes
Rating :   91 Votes


Feb
20
2012

China ka maal aur kitna chalega


1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.

1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.

Usey rota dekh uska dost bola: Afsos he, par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

Submitted By : Durga
Place : Faizabad, Uttar Pradesh
766 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Beta..mannat maango


GoD : ''Beta..mannat maango.''

Man : ''Plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do...''

GoD : ''Beta 'Mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..!! :)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
720 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Dec
31
2011

Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao


Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."


Student:

Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...

Submitted By : Chetana
Place : Beawar, Rajasthan
715 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Jan
27
2012

ELEPHANT AND CAT


Cat: How old are u?
Elephant: 5 years old
Cat: But u look so big
Elephant: I am a complan boy
Elephant: How old u are
Cat: 30 years old
Elephant:but u look very small
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Cat:Ponds Age Miracle, Badalti Umar Mano Tham Si Jaye.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Karnal, Haryana
646 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Sep
17
2011

Maa bhaiya aa gaye


Bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha:
"beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna".



Sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

Submitted By : Archana
Place : Tirupati, Andhra Pradesh
610 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Aug
29
2011

Wo konsi chiz hai


Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte?
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Student: Aapka mooh.......

Submitted By : Jasvinder
Place : Etah, Uttar Pradesh
544 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes