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Jan
28
2012

Tum american ho?


Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?

Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!

Pagal: nhi tum american ho.

Chinese gusse me: haan main american hu.

Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

Submitted By : Gautam
Place : Faridabad, Haryana
1293 Likes
162 Dislikes
Rating :   178 Votes


Sep
26
2011

If you tell 1-10 without any mistake


LKG Teacher: If U tell 1-10 without any mistake den I will give U one kiss.


LKG Boy: If I count 1-100, Do U have any better Package....!!!

Submitted By : Gopal
Place : Udaipur, Rajasthan
933 Likes
83 Dislikes
Rating :   97 Votes


Feb
20
2012

China ka maal aur kitna chalega


1 indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki.

1 saal bad hi wo mar gai.

Usey rota dekh uska dost bola: Afsos he, par soch China ka maal aur kitna chalega.

Submitted By : Durga
Place : Faizabad, Uttar Pradesh
771 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Beta..mannat maango


GoD : ''Beta..mannat maango.''

Man : ''Plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do...''

GoD : ''Beta 'Mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..!! :)

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
724 Likes
44 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Dec
31
2011

Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao


Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."


Student:

Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...

Submitted By : Chetana
Place : Beawar, Rajasthan
718 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Jan
27
2012

ELEPHANT AND CAT


Cat: How old are u?
Elephant: 5 years old
Cat: But u look so big
Elephant: I am a complan boy
Elephant: How old u are
Cat: 30 years old
Elephant:but u look very small
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Cat:Ponds Age Miracle, Badalti Umar Mano Tham Si Jaye.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Karnal, Haryana
649 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Sep
17
2011

Maa bhaiya aa gaye


Bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha:
"beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna".



Sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

Submitted By : Archana
Place : Tirupati, Andhra Pradesh
613 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Mar
28
2012

Doctor and Boy


Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket and tennis daily.

Dr: how long do you play?

Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down. =D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
546 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes