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Nov
20
2015
santa - police arrested me for tempering with atm


santa - police arrested me for tempering with atm
banta -why?
santa - machine asked me for pin i inserted safety pin :)

Submitted By : harshrocker
Place : j&k
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Feb
14
2017
Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar


Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.
Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
14
2014

Ek dum latest


Ek dum latest....

Teacher: Translate to English - Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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Submitted By : ishan
Place : delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
11
2013
संता आणि बंता ट्रेकवर गेले होते


संता आणि बंता ट्रेकवर गेले होते. रात्रीचा मुक्काम तंबूत होता. मोठे डास त्यांना फोडून खात होते. डासांपासून वाचण्यासाठी दोघांनी जाडजूड ब्लेन्केट अंगावर ओढून घेतले.

"आता झाली सुटका या डासांनपासून." संतान सुस्कारा सोडला.

पांघरुणातून डोक बाहेर काढताच बंताला तंबूत शिरलेले काजवे दिसले आणि तो म्हणाला,"बोंबला! अरे डास आता टोर्च घेऊन आलेत आपल्याला शोधायला."

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
100 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   98 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Banta class mein madam maine abc yaad karli


Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple……….. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo


Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Sep
18
2014
Santa- dekh woh teri hone wali bhabhi hai


Santa- dekh woh teri hone wali bhabhi hai.

Banta-kaun woh hare suit wali.

Santa- ha. par yaar uske ghar ghusna hai. koi bahaana toh dhoondh.

Banta chutki marte huye bola- harpic ki botal aur ek bada sa camera la. phhir dekh kaise smile karke ander ghusaati hai.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


May
27
2013

Interviewer Let me check ur english


Interviewer: Let me check ur english
tell me d opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad??.
Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI??????????
Santa: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Santa: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Santa: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Santa: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra? hayo rabba!!

Submitted By : Tabish Ali
Place : dehri on sone
89 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   72 Votes