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Dec
20
2011

Santa Inserting Dogs Tail into Pipe!!


Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.

Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.

Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Submitted By : Inderpal
Place : Gandhidham, Gujarat
111 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
2
2011
What does Santa do after taking a xerox?


What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
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He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Submitted By : Mohan
Place : Bhagalpur, Bihar
108 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
18
2013

Santa - Ped Pe Chada


Santa - Ped Pe Chada.
Banta - Yahan Q Aya Be ?
Santa - Apple Khane.
Banta - Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai
Santa - Saale Tu Hero Mat Ban,
Mai Apple Sath Laya Hu.

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
4 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Oct
5
2012

Santa ne apni nayi girlfriend k...


Santa ne apni nayi girlfriend k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u..!"

Girlfriend- "Jor se Bolo"

Santa- JAI MATA DI.

Submitted By : dhruvin
Place : mumbai
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
30
2013

Santa Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He


Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife !!

Submitted By : Sachin Lahoti
Place : Hyderabad
4 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
7
2012

1947 Ki Jang...!


Santa: Mere dada ne 1947 ki jang me dushman ki taange kat di thi


Banta: Gardan Q nahi kati?


Santa: Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

Submitted By : Rachna
Place : Ranchi, Jharkhand
198 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Oct
14
2012

Oye JI stop looking at other women...


Santa's wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
6 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
4
2011
Santa's Consolation to his Wife Lover..


Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Submitted By : Harsh
Place : Chapra, Bihar
90 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes