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Dec
16
2011

Santa goes to railway reservation


Santa goes to railway reservation.

Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena.

Railwayman: Seat nahi hai.

Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare,
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ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.

Submitted By : Jasvinder
Place : Etah, Uttar Pradesh
93 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
27
2013

Santa Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai


Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To
Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Submitted By : vimal raj
Place : bharuch
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jan
25
2013

Santa ne apni BHABI ko GOLI MAR di


Santa ne apni BHABI ko GOLI MAR di

Logo ne puchha Q mara

Santa-Jab bhi apne D0ST0 se puchta hu ki kisse bat kar rahe ho,to sab yhi kehte the TERI-BHABHI SE.

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
13
2013
Salesman Sir cockroach ke liye powder lenge kya


Salesman: Sir cockroach ke liye "powder" lenge kya?
Santa: Nahi,
"Hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!"
"Aaj powder laga denge to kal Sale "DEO mangenge"

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
23
2013

Gf To Santa Agr Tum So Rahe Ho


Gf To Santa : Agr Tum So Rahe Ho
To Mujhe Apni Yade Bhej Do.!
Agr Jag Rahe Ho To
Apne Khawab Bhej Do...!
Agr Tum Kahi Ja Rahe To
Apni Parchai (Shadow) Bhej Do....!
Santa : Me Tatti Kar Raha Hu To Tatti Beju.?

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
6 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
12
2013

Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya


Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya

Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai

Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
24 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Sep
8
2014
Santa To Banta- Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai


Santa To Banta- Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai
Banta- Jo Besan Or Pakode Ka Hai
Santa-wo Kese
Banta-qki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Ha.
Amit Kumar Phojdar?

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
1
2013
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari


Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari
when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Submitted By : z peRfaCtion
Place : surat
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes