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Feb
7
2014
Teacher Your son has failed See his report


Teacher: Your son has failed. See his report.

Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98

Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..
Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai !

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
95 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Dec
28
2011

Santa Ek Laraki Se Takraya


Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takra gaya.

Larki boli: Thappar khana hai.

Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai,
Aap kisi aur se puchh le.

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
109 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
25
2013
Santa Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to


Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi

Submitted By : bharat
Place : gurgaon
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
29
2013

Santa Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai


Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai

Banta: Woh Kaisay?

Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha

1000 ka note dun to kya karega

Wo Bola

Khushi se mar jaunga

Me ne kaha ja nahi deta

Submitted By : honey singh
Place : goa
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
18
2015

Banta- Itna Pareshaan Kyu Hai


Banta- Itna Pareshaan Kyu Hai ?
Santa- Yaar Meri Wife Mujse Har Ek Pappi Ke
Rs. 20 Lwti Hai Unsure Emoticon
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Banta - Tu Toh Fir Bhi Lucky Hai.
Hum Sab Se Toh 50 Leti Hai Colonthree Emoticon.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
1
2013
Santa Tum Apni Biwi ko kya Naam say Bulate ho


Santa: Tum Apni Biwi ko kya Naam say Bulate ho ?
Banta: Google Darling!
Santa:why such a Strange Name?
Banta: 1 Sawal karo, 100 Jawab Deti Hai..!!:-

Submitted By : Tejas Kumbhar
Place : Pune
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
30
2012
Translation from hindi to english Khushi


Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi
ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest
became breast.

Submitted By : NIKHAR 6111
Place : RAJKOT
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click


Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes