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Feb
7
2012

Hello kon bol raha hai?


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Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Submitted By : Sudarshan
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
336 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Aug
16
2013
Santa London Me Double Store Bus Me Baitha


Santa 'London' Me Double Store Bus Me Baitha.
Conductor Ne Use Uper Bhej Diya.
Santa Bhagta Hua Neche Wapas Aaya Aur Bola
''Marwayega'' Kya Uper To Driver Hi Nahi Hai.

Submitted By : Kamal Jat
Place : Dhar MP India
1 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Nov
23
2011

ye tum ne pattian kyun


Santa: Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To uSay aayi hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

Submitted By : Dipti
Place : Bhilwara, Rajasthan
86 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
14
2012

Santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya


Santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha,

dekh k Santa bola: AE lo,chalega kaise.

SINGER to mar gaya. .

Submitted By : Faizal
Place : Mumbai
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Sep
27
2013

Fashon Ka Zamana Hai


Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Submitted By : Sandy Cool
Place : New Delhi
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Oct
14
2012

Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?


Santa: Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
66 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Aug
29
2013

Smartest thing ever done by Banta


Smartest thing ever done by Banta:

He set his paswords as "incorrect"
So wenevr he 4gets, computer wil automatically remind him "ur password is incorrect"

Submitted By : Nirmal
Place : Kolkata
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Oct
28
2012

Santa ko uski Girlfriend ne sms kiya


Santa ko uski Girlfriend ne sms kiya
"I MISS YOU"

Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya

aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja

"I Mr. YOU"

Submitted By : 9215900302
Place : Hisar
402 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes