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Jan
25
2012

ek baraf ka tukra


Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha...

Banta: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho...??

Santa: Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy :)

Submitted By : Shabnam
Place : Sirsa, Haryana
1002 Likes
125 Dislikes
Rating :   155 Votes


Feb
13
2012

Ek deewar par likha tha


Ek deewar par likha tha

'Yaha kutte susu karte hain'

Santa ne waha susu kiya.

Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag,
susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

Submitted By : Prabhu
Place : Bhuj, Gujarat
827 Likes
47 Dislikes
Rating :   82 Votes


Sep
26
2011

Santa in Aeroplane


Santa Aeroplane Me Pilot Ka Headphone Cheen Raha Tha.

Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Saalo ticket humLe Aur gaane tum suno.

Submitted By : Vivek
Place : Raigarh, Chhattisgarh
716 Likes
53 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Feb
20
2012

Note pe likha number dial kar raha tha


Santa 500 k note pe likha number dial kr rha tha.

Banta: kya kr rhe ho?

Santa: mai dekh rha hu, gandhiji to chale gye par unka mobile kiske pass hai?

Submitted By : Jaya
Place : Tirupati, Andhra Pradesh
617 Likes
53 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Sep
25
2011

Banta dairy likh raha tha


Banta dairy likh raha tha

"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"

Submitted By : Basu
Place : Ramgarh, Jharkhand
597 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
2
2011

Maths teacher to Santa


Maths teacher to Santa: How much is 5 autorickshaws plus 5 autorickshaws?

Santa: One Volkswagen.

Teacher: Errr, HOW?
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Santa : Very simple, lemme explain....

5 auto + 5 auto = Das Auto

Das Auto = Volkswagen!

The teacher fainted!

Submitted By : Sharmila
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
546 Likes
41 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Feb
10
2012

Aisi konsi chiz hai


Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."

Banta - "Telephone"

Santa - "Galat"

Banta - "to phir"

Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."

Submitted By : Sunil
Place : Nashik, Maharashtra
536 Likes
51 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Sep
9
2011

wrong no


Santa calls(frm Delhi) his wife in Chandigarh.
Servant picked phone.
Santa: memsab se baat karvao!
Srvt: wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.
Santa: par sahb to mein hoon
srvnt: ab mein kya karu?
Santa: maar de dono ko?


After killing.


srvnt: lasho ka kya karu?
Santa: ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt: par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai
Santa: oh sorry, wrong number.

Submitted By : Gobind
Place : Shimla, Himachal Pradesh
528 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes