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Sep
6
2011

Newton: How to write 4,


Newton: How to write 4, in btwn 5?
China: It is a Joke.
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong.
Pak: if u ask foolish question, ill kill u.
UK: Not possible.

From India Rajnikant: "F(IV)E"

Submitted By : Jagannath
Place : Durg-Bhilai, Chhattisgarh
1008 Likes
67 Dislikes
Rating :   137 Votes


Feb
10
2012

All scientist failed to answer


All scientist failed to answer this question but Rajni did.



Q: which is the liquid which turns solid on heating.



Ans: Dosa...Yanna rascala mind it!

Submitted By : Maya
Place : Deoria, Uttar Pradesh
446 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Jul
18
2012

The best so far on Rajnikant....


The best so far on Rajnikant....


Shankar Bhagwan: Mera Trishul kahan hai?

Parvati: Rajnikant le gaya....

Shankarji: Kyun?

Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
203 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Dec
17
2011

1 baar ek judge ne


1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya
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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya hai.

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Kolar, Karnataka
402 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Oct
16
2011

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the


Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN',
spit on the wall of a building.

Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Ahmadabad, Gujarat
396 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Oct
3
2011

Galileo used lamp 2 study..


Galileo used lamp 2 study.

Graham bell used candle 2study.

Shakspeare studied in street light.

But, Do u know what did RAJANIKANT use?
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Only agarbatti!

Submitted By : Aniruddh
Place : Karnal, Haryana
405 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Dec
28
2011

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye


Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum


wah..wah..


Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum
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Aage kya hona tha? Rajnikant Ne Phoonk Mari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum!

Submitted By : Raghu
Place : Nashik, Maharashtra
320 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Feb
14
2012

Plz Inform To All Ur


Plz Inform To All Ur Friends/Relatives All Over India There Will Be Power Failure today Frm 10.30 PM - 11.30 PM
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Coz
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Rajnikanth is going to Charge his Mobile

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
323 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes