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Sep
6
2011

Newton: How to write 4,


Newton: How to write 4, in btwn 5?
China: It is a Joke.
Japan: Impossible
America: Question wrong.
Pak: if u ask foolish question, ill kill u.
UK: Not possible.

From India Rajnikant: "F(IV)E"

Submitted By : Jagannath
Place : Durg-Bhilai, Chhattisgarh
1006 Likes
67 Dislikes
Rating :   137 Votes


Feb
10
2012

All scientist failed to answer


All scientist failed to answer this question but Rajni did.



Q: which is the liquid which turns solid on heating.



Ans: Dosa...Yanna rascala mind it!

Submitted By : Maya
Place : Deoria, Uttar Pradesh
446 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Oct
3
2011

Galileo used lamp 2 study..


Galileo used lamp 2 study.

Graham bell used candle 2study.

Shakspeare studied in street light.

But, Do u know what did RAJANIKANT use?
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Only agarbatti!

Submitted By : Aniruddh
Place : Karnal, Haryana
405 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Dec
17
2011

1 baar ek judge ne


1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya
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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya hai.

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Kolar, Karnataka
402 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Oct
16
2011

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the


Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN',
spit on the wall of a building.

Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.

Submitted By : Kunal
Place : Ahmadabad, Gujarat
396 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Feb
11
2012

Once Rajnikant went 2 Switzerland


Once Rajnikant went 2 Switzerland and accidentally left his wallet in a building


2 DAY THAT BUILDING IS KNOWN AS "SWISS BANK".

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Kolar, Karnataka
358 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Dec
22
2011

Rajnikant woke up one day


Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world.
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And thus google was born.

Submitted By : Dipak
Place : Sonipat, Haryana
324 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Aug
25
2011
Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized


Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
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How??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

Submitted By : Sheela
Place : Nadiad, Gujarat
324 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes