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Nov
3
2011

Angel Doesnt Watch Over Another Angel


Last night I asked my Angel 2 watch over U...
but it came soon.
I asked: WHY? it smiled and said:
an Angel doesn t watch over another Angel...

Submitted By : Pratibha
Place : Baripada, Orissa
145 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Dec
23
2013

--


.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,)
Kya Apko Meri Y?D A Rhi Hy




Nhi

.-""-.
(")( '; ' )
' (,,)
Esa Theper Prega Na,Sb Kch Y?D Ajayga . ;->

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
109 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Mar
30
2014

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day


"24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"
!
"7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"
!
"4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month"
!
"but ....."
1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet"

Submitted By : Chunky
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
3
2014

Please Always Keep On Smiling


Please Always Keep On Smiling
(¨`*r.´¨) Always
`*.¸(¨s*.*´¨) Keep
(¨`*p*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!
`*.¸.*´

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
28 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Dec
20
2012

Kagaz apni kismat se udata he


Kagaz apni kismat se udata he,
Lekin patang apni kaABiliyat se.
Is liye jAB kismat saath na de tAB
kABiliyat par BhArosa rakho.
(ASHESH)

Submitted By : Ashesh Rana
Place : India
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
26
2015
Humour Kevin Pietersens open letter to Andrew


Humour: Kevin Pietersen's open letter to Andrew Strauss

Dear Straussy,

Hi, mate. I know that you are really upset with me and won’t like the fact that I addressed you like a pal. But I really don’t care. I never did. All I cared about was me because only I deserve my attention – the rest of you are much too inferior for that privilege.

The other day I smacked 355* runs in a first-class game and created news. Almost every sensible England fan wants me back in the team because of the pathetic condition it is in. With the Ashes up ahead, they can’t be blamed.

But you came out and made it clear that I won’t get called up to the team. Do you realize how it feels to hear something like that after hitting a rollicking innings like the one I smashed? Oops. No, you don’t. For that, you have to make 355* first, or even 300 for that matter – which you haven’t.

Look, I know you are unhappy that I am the best cricketer there is who is available to play for England. I know you are unhappy that I have more talent than you could ever possess. I know you are unhappy as well as jealous that I have more hair than you.

But you should leave aside these petty personal issues and do what is best for England – and that is to play me, because none of the players in the current batch can save England from getting embarrassed in the Ashes. I can.

Now you will tell me that most of the players will resign from the team if I was brought in – and that Alastair Cook has given an ultimatum that it’s either him or me. To that, I say: screw them. I alone am better than that average bunch of no-gooders.

The only time England ever won a tournament in cricket was the ICC World T20 in 2010. Remember who was awarded the player of the tournament? Nope, me neither. Oh, yes, I do. It was Kevin Pietersen – in other words, me.

So it is time for you to remember that and forget about the past and my Hulk-sized ego. With great players comes great ego – just ask Pele or Diego Maradona. People like us are so good at what we do that no matter how much the world praises us, it still doesn’t do justice to how good we actually are. And hence we feel it is necessary for us to behave in a way that separates us from the rest.

Most label it as egotistic narcissism. I say that it just is a constant reminder of how good we really are.

So start thinking about what is good for the England cricket team and select me for the upcoming Ashes. In the SMSes I sent my fellow South Africans, I called you a “doos”. I apologized several times for calling you that, but now it seems like you are actually one. Or, at least, behaving like one.

But you can change that by calling me up. You could do that and save England from an Ashes humiliation and make the fans forget about the disastrous World Cup, or you could choose to be a tight-a**e and hold a grudge like a bitter ex and let the fans lose all hope in cricket.

The choice is yours.

Regards,

Kevin Better-Than-All-Of-You Pietersen!!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
8
2012

Sweet sa weather dekhkr apne...


Sweet sa weather dekhkr apne swt se frnd ki swt si yad ai

to socha k swt sa sms kardo taki

hamari swt si frndshpme thodi swtnes aur badh jaye...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
77 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
23
2013

In d memory of 90 s


In d memory of 90 s

When d most popular games were "chupan-chupai",

"pakdam-pakdai",

"oonch-neech",

"barf-paani",

when d best delights were "orange goli",

"raaja ka khajaana",

"kismibar",

when we wer nt allowed 2 watch late nite movies on DD-1 bt v managed it smhow,

when decision were made by "akkad bakkad bambey bow"

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when while playing cricket, rule wer

"ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega"

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When d best defesive dialogues were "jo kehta hai wahi hota hai"

"same 2 u, bck 2 u"
.
childish bt awesome uncountable memories :)

ek like to banta h bosss

Submitted By : Naresh Burdak
Place : Jaipur
13 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes