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Jan
24
2012

murgi ki paheli


Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ka ek bacha bola : "Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya?"

Paanch kaise?






Socho Socho?






Kaise Hua?





Aur Zara Socho





Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Submitted By : Jay
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
778 Likes
96 Dislikes
Rating :   108 Votes


Dec
29
2011

Kal Mera Birthday Hai....


GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF:Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Submitted By : Deepti
Place : Amritsar, Punjab
658 Likes
41 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Jan
1
2012

Ek Takle K Sar Pe Do Baal


Ek takle k sar pe do baal the.


Dono me pyar ho gya,


Dono shaadi krna chahte h,
Par Kr nhi sakte,
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Q ki BAAL-VIVAH kanuni jurm hai na

Submitted By : Laxmi
Place : Belgaum, Karnataka
507 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Feb
9
2012

Banta :Oye Tu Ladki Dekh


Banta : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?

Santa : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.

Banta : Zara English Me Kaho Santa : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai.

Submitted By : Madhukar
Place : Brahmapur, Orissa
439 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Dec
8
2011

Santa And his Son


Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5
raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!

Submitted By : Kishore
Place : Navsari, Gujarat
575 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Nov
25
2013

Very sexy story


Very sexy story

1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke liye gaya waha
kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari
bahar aa gayi unme se ek ladki
badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas
aaya,lekin badshah ki nazro ke
samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa
rahi thi,uska mann kisi kaam me
nahi lag raha tha,raat hui sari raat
badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta
raha,subah usne apne sipahiyo ko
hukm diya jao pata karo wo ladki
kaha rehti hai,sipahiyo ne pata
lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar
badshah k darbar me nahi
aya,badshah ne dubara bulawa
bheja,is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo
nahi aaya,badshah ko gussa aa gaya
aur usne sunar ko giraftar karne k
liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya
ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah
dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko
dhundne me madat karega use 1kg
sona diya jayega.ek hafta guzar
gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar
ko chupne me madat karega use
sooli pe chadaya jayega.aur ek hafta
guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar
nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar
nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja
dega fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi
rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne
rajya mei dhoonda fir sunar nhi
mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,ek din
badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne
me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne
me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas
gaya lekin waha bhi koi nahi
tha,udas hokar jab piche palta to ek
gyani baba nazar aaye unhone nadi
ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara
kiya aur kaha tujhe jiski talash hai
wo wahi hai,badshah chaunk kar
nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko
lekar us talab ke pas gaya,waha wo
sapne wala jhopda use nazar
aaya,badshah khush ho gaya,aur jab
jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,lekin
wo ladki badsurat thi aur uska baap
bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne
apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya
aur case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka,uske siphaiyon
ka,dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo
ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt
aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is
message ko padhne me hua...
jis ka koi matlab nahi.
Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa hua
tha..!!
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo! ?? Sunar mil jae to bata dena ushki
ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!!
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Submitted By : Sunny
Place : Kedgaon
70 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Nov
13
2011

Bata Sakte Ho Titanic Kese Duba...?


Teacher : tum bata sakte ho Titanic Kese Duba.
Student : Dubuk Dubuk


Buduk


Buduk



Buduk
Buduk
Gulu Gulu Gulu pucikh...
Bud Bud
Aur Dub Gaya.

Submitted By : Ankur
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
531 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jan
8
2012

Ye Padh Lena Har Exam Me Ayega


Ye padh lena har exam me ayega








Name_ _
Roll No _ _
Date_ _
Subject_ _
Ab thanx bol kar muje sharminda na karna

Submitted By : Jyotish
Place : Mumbai, Maharashtra
475 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes