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Sep
21
2013
I stepped on my iPad and heard a crack


I stepped on my iPad and heard a crack !!
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Immediately I started praying

God please ! It should be my leg that broke xU xQ!!

Submitted By : Apurv Swami
Place : Vadodara
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jan
23
2012

Salma Ke Pyaar Me Doob Gaya Peter


Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter


Gaur farmaiye


Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

Submitted By : Maninder
Place : Mahesana, Gujarat
144 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Dec
6
2011
Where does a dog go when it loses its tail


Where does a dog go when it loses its tail...
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he goes to th RE-TAIL shop

Submitted By : Pratibha
Place : Baripada, Orissa
65 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
3
2011

Machar ne appko kat who


Machar ne appko kata, who uska junnon tha,
apne khujli kiya woh apka sukoon tha,
chah kar bhi apne usey nahi mara bcoz
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uski ragon mein bhi apka khoon tha!

Submitted By : Deepti
Place : Amritsar, Punjab
292 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


May
7
2014

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai


Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !
Amit Phojdar 8006470218

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Feb
17
2012

Kya Tumhare Paas Yeh Sab Hai..?


Kya tumhare paas yeh sab hai..?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Agar hai
To tumhe
SWINE FLU hai.

Submitted By : Neelam
Place : Patna, Bihar
162 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Ab batao inmey se Santa kon hai


Ab batao inmey se Santa kon hai..???

Customer - Ek colgate dena !!

Dukaandaar - Konsa?

Customer -Pepsodant! :s =D=))

Submitted By : Apurv Swami
Place : Vadodara
9 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
8
2014

Sir Akbar kaun tha


Sir:? Akbar kaun tha ??
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Pappu:? Pata nahin..
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. SIR:? Padhai ki taraf dhyan do..
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Pappu:? Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash, kaun hai ?? .
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SIR:? Pata nahi..
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Pappu:? Apni beti ki taraf dhyan
dijiye..
Teacher Shocked?
Pappu Rocked..

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes