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Sep
28
2012
Kiya Aap jante hn k Mard ulte Hath or..


Kiya Aap jante hn k Mard ulte Hath or Aurat sedhe hath m ghari Q Bandhte hn?






SOCHO!







NHI PTA?







TIME DEKHNE K Liye

Submitted By : dhruvin
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jan
14
2012

Teacher Vs Student


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?


STUDENT : Because of the sign.


TEACHER : What sign?


STUDENT : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Submitted By : Mandeep
Place : Mangalore, Karnataka
70 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
2
2011

Yu Dekha Naa Karo Hume Haste Haste


Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,


wah wah


Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,



Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge
'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'

Submitted By : Siddharth
Place : Modinagar, Uttar Pradesh
226 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Dec
12
2011

pizza hut ka opposite kia hota hai


Qus: "Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai?
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Ans: Pizza Hutna Mat...:)

Submitted By : Murali
Place : Bijapur, Karnataka
98 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
8
2014

3 Facts in this world


3 Facts in this world

1: You cannot touch your all teeth with your tongue

2: After reading this 100/100 fools would try this

3: Fact 1 is false

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
20 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
11
2012

Duniya Se Chupa Kar Teri Tasveer


Duniya se chupa kar teri Tasveer
Sandaas mein laga rakhi hai...


Duniya se chupa kar teri Tasveer
Sandaas mein laga rakhi hai...


aur har pal tera deedar ho
isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai...

Submitted By : Bahadur
Place : Muzaffarnagar, Uttar Pradesh
110 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
16
2012

Jiska dil tuta ho, use...


Jiska dil tuta ho, use
"GENERAL KNOWLEDGE" ki
Jarurat kyu nahi hoti..??
Socho...!
Kyuki
Jab dil hi toot gaya..!
Ab "G K" kya kare.

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
20
2015

Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya


Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,

us xperience se meri Ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna ..

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Yaar "TRAIN"kabhi panchar Nahi Hoti.

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes