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May
8
2014

Dosti Ki Hawa Chalne De Zara


Dosti Ki Hawa Chalne De Zara

Jalne walo ko jalne de zara

Dhoka De Jaye agar har Koi

to

Maan Ka Radio Bajne De Zara.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
7
2014

Himesh reshamya gata hai apni naak se


Himesh reshamya gata hai apni naak se

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Himesh reshamya gata hai apni naak se

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ACP bola daya darwaza tod do apni laat se !!!
Amit Kumar Phojdar8006470218

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
20
2012
Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear....


Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.
wah.. wah..

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans batao"
Maine kaha "melody khao khud jaan jao"

Ek or Arz kia hai.
Maine piya aapka khoon.
Gd aftrnoon
Gd aftrnoon

1 aur bas.
Apke pyar me pagal ho gaye peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

Basss.. 1 aur.
Atma chod gayi Jism purana.
Didi tera devar deewana.

1 last bas 1.
Blood donate karne k pehle hamesa group janchna.
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

Pakka yeh wala last pakka.
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,
u Lala u Lala
u Lala u Lala..!!

Submitted By : Ankit .V. Patel
Place : Gandhidham , Kutch
41 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Sep
28
2012
Kiya Aap jante hn k Mard ulte Hath or..


Kiya Aap jante hn k Mard ulte Hath or Aurat sedhe hath m ghari Q Bandhte hn?






SOCHO!







NHI PTA?







TIME DEKHNE K Liye

Submitted By : dhruvin
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jan
9
2012

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara...


Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara


Galib Ne
Bhari Mehfil Me
Sher Mara.


Fir Kya Hua?


Fir Hona Kya Tha


Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

Submitted By : Akbar
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
97 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014
What is the diff between GHAZAL LECTURE


What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
12
2015
Everyone wants happiness but unfortuneatly


Everyone wants happiness but unfortuneatly address is misplaced by them.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
17
2012

Kya Tumhare Paas Yeh Sab Hai..?


Kya tumhare paas yeh sab hai..?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Agar hai
To tumhe
SWINE FLU hai.

Submitted By : Neelam
Place : Patna, Bihar
162 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes