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Jan
24
2012

murgi ki paheli


Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ka ek bacha bola : "Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya?"

Paanch kaise?






Socho Socho?






Kaise Hua?





Aur Zara Socho





Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Submitted By : Jay
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
778 Likes
97 Dislikes
Rating :   108 Votes


Dec
29
2011

Kal Mera Birthday Hai....


GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF:Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Submitted By : Deepti
Place : Amritsar, Punjab
658 Likes
41 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Dec
8
2011

Santa And his Son


Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5
raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!

Submitted By : Kishore
Place : Navsari, Gujarat
575 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Nov
13
2011

Bata Sakte Ho Titanic Kese Duba...?


Teacher : tum bata sakte ho Titanic Kese Duba.
Student : Dubuk Dubuk


Buduk


Buduk



Buduk
Buduk
Gulu Gulu Gulu pucikh...
Bud Bud
Aur Dub Gaya.

Submitted By : Ankur
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
531 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Jan
1
2012

Ek Takle K Sar Pe Do Baal


Ek takle k sar pe do baal the.


Dono me pyar ho gya,


Dono shaadi krna chahte h,
Par Kr nhi sakte,
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Q ki BAAL-VIVAH kanuni jurm hai na

Submitted By : Laxmi
Place : Belgaum, Karnataka
507 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jan
8
2012

Ye Padh Lena Har Exam Me Ayega


Ye padh lena har exam me ayega








Name_ _
Roll No _ _
Date_ _
Subject_ _
Ab thanx bol kar muje sharminda na karna

Submitted By : Jyotish
Place : Mumbai, Maharashtra
475 Likes
35 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Jan
21
2012

Girl vs Shopkeeper


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Submitted By : Suresh
Place : Chhindwara, Madhya Pradesh
440 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Feb
9
2012

Banta :Oye Tu Ladki Dekh


Banta : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?

Santa : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.

Banta : Zara English Me Kaho Santa : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai.

Submitted By : Madhukar
Place : Brahmapur, Orissa
439 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes