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Jul
28
2016

Lady Beggar A


Lady Beggar: A
bhaiya 1 rupya dede
3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki
h to 1 rupye ka kya
karegi? Lady: Wazan
dekhungi kitna ghat
gaya hai :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher- pappu Ek Story Sunao With moral


Teacher- pappu Ek Story Sunao With moral.
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Pappu- Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.

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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Court Me Rpe Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha


Court Me R@pe Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha.
Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha
Vakil: Behenji Kya Hua Tha??
Ladki: Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya?
Vakil: Fir Kya Hua Behenji??
Ladki: Fir Blouse Fada?
Vakil: Fir Behenji??
Ladki: Fir Pettikot Fada?
Vakil: Fir Behenji??
Ladki: Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Ch*d Gayi

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
19
2015

Santa Thinkingthinking


Santa: Thinking....thinking...
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
4
2015
Having Wife is a part of living But having


Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living..

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
9
2015
Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous


Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
6
2015
What do you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus


What do you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop?





Simple... its - MOTIVATING.

Submitted By : Namyaa
Place : Mumbai
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
5
2015
I am not perfect but at least i am not fake too


I am not perfect but at least i am not fake too...

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes