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Apr
23
2012

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha....


Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi!

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: = “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”

Conductor: = “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh...Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai !!! =P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
540 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Dec
14
2011

Why do Women put on


Why do Women put on weight after Losting Virginity..?





Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!

Submitted By : Surya
Place : Srinagar, J&K
763 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Oct
9
2011

A thirsty paitent asks a


A thirsty paitent asks a nurse for milk,

she opened her top & put her nipples in his mouth,

he said "THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask for water".

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
633 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Apr
29
2012

A girl wanted to make tea...


A girl wanted to make tea...
She went to the fridge but found that there
was no milk...
So she removed her dress...
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And changed her clothes...went to the market to get the milk...!! ;)
What were you thinking?? :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
419 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Oct
8
2012

Girl: Who is Sunny Leone?Boy:


Girl: Who is Sunny Leone?

Boy: She is d female version of Suny Deol wid dhai dhai kilos
( . )( . )
Jisko dekh kr aadmi
uthta nai
uska uth jata hai...!

Submitted By : Dhvanil
Place : Surat
183 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Jan
28
2012

Girls have STUPID speciality..! they


Girls have STUPID speciality!!

They get WET without bath,

They BLEED without injury,

They give MILK without eating grass,

They make Bonless thing HARD!!

Submitted By : Mahendra
Place : Parbhani, Maharashtra
736 Likes
69 Dislikes
Rating :   85 Votes


Dec
4
2011

Jewelry shop mein Santa ki


Jewelry shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai.
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Kyon?
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Santa ne sales girlvse kaha:

Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.

Submitted By : Ratna
Place : Lakhimpur, Uttar Pradesh
379 Likes
42 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Feb
15
2012

Train mai ek husband apni wife se


Train mai ek husband apni wife se:

Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun



Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

Submitted By : Abhimanyu
Place : Kolkata, West Bengal
366 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes