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Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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&
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Half of all his Savings

&

Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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A
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
86 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Jul
27
2016

chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1


chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1
Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
32 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Oct
22
2014
This Diwali be careful when wishing people


This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text
message...


If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:

"Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye"

" HAPPY DIWALI "

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
62 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Funny stuff


ये मेरी वास्तविक घटना है...
कृपया कॉपी ना करें...


मुझे एक लड़की का WhatsApp पर msg आया... वह
बोली:
"अपनी फ़ोटो WhatsApp प्रोफाइल पर मत
डाला करो..."
मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
वो बोली:
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"लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone
गन्दा हो जाता है..."



Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
110 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Jun
29
2015

Notty stuff


Baarish SPECIAL!!!

आसमान पे काली घटा छाई है,
आज फिर घरवाली ने दो बात सुनाई है,

दिल करता है सुधर जाऊँ, मगर,
बाजूवाली आज फिर भीग कर आई है ।

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
107 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   98 Votes


Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
88 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes