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Jul
14
2014

Son is expelled from school


Son is expelled from school.

Father ? kya hua ??
Son ? sir ne pucha 2+3 kitna

Meine bola 5.
Father- correct.
Son ? fir sir ne pucha 3+2 kitna?

Father ? Are chutiye who bhe same he hota hai !

Son ? Meine bhe wohi bola ! =))

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
15
2013

Santa comes bleeding Banta


Santa comes bleeding. Banta:

What happened?

Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Why did you not hit back - Didnt you have anything in your hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wifes boobs!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
14
2013

Train me lady bacche ko


Train me lady bacche ko
doodh pilate hue: peele
varna uncle ko peela dungi,
thodi der baad uncle: beta
jaldi se decide kar tere
chakkar me 2 station already
aage aa chuka hu.

Submitted By : sartaz
Place : pathakot
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi


Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi

Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha, Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe

Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye

Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Raat Ko Jaagta Hu Din Mein Sotaa Hun


Raat Ko Jaagta Hu Din Mein Sotaa Hun,

Kuchh Isi Tarah Se Maine Apna Jeevan Bana Liya Hai,

Kya Hua Agar Sooraj Ki Roshni Nahi Hai,

Hamaara Kaam Toh Chandni Mein Bhi Hota Hai,


Ab Toh Hamne Machhron Ko Dost,

Aur Makhiyon Ko Dushman Bana Liya Hai,


Isi Tarah Se Humne,

Apna Jeevan Ka Badlaav Apko Bataa Diya Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
28
2013

Girls are crazy about 4 things


Girls are crazy about 4 things.


1) bikes







2) cell phone







3) jeans











4)_____ (see down...)

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See down Dude....

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
4 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
25
2013
Santa buys pair of chinese x-ray glasses He sees


Santa buys pair of chinese x-ray glasses He sees everyone naked. He takes it off for a moment & everyone has clothes on. At home he finds his wife Preeto in bed wid banta, both naked. He takes off d glasses Both are still naked
Santa: yahi musibat hai chinese cheezo ki
10 min me kharab ho jatee hai...!!!

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
14 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
12
2013
Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha


Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha.
Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helmet Utare Bina,
Yeh Dekh Kar Uske Bazu Wale Ko Ajeeb Sa Mehsus Hua, To Usne Santa Se Pucha...
Aadmi: "Are Bhai Apka Sir Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai To Helmat Utar Ke Khujao"
Santa: "Abe Bhosdike, Teri Gand Mein Jab Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Tu Pant Utarta hai"

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
27 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes