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Jun
30
2013
RENU Mom main aapki shaadi ke baad kyun paida hui


RENU: Mom, main aapki shaadi ke baad kyun paida hui?

MOM: Tumhein baahar aane ka rasta nahin maaloom tha fir tumhare papa ne khod khod ke banaya.

Submitted By : Vinesh
Place : Hyderabad
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
4
2012

If a married woman is


If a married woman is called


"polo... The mint with a hole"


Then what's an unmarried woman called...?


"CENTER FRESH"

Submitted By : Swaran
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
238 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Oct
19
2013

Kadavul eppo tension aavaru


Kadavul eppo tension aavaru??....
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Kalyanamagatha kanni ponnu karpamaa irukirappa ponnoda amma "Kadavule ipadi pannitiyenu polambum podhu"

Submitted By : sureshpriyan
Place : Mayiladuthurai
2 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi


Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi

Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi

Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali

Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagiā€¦

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
23
2012

You r looking so weak and exhausted!


Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!

Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?


Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!

Submitted By : Nisha
Place : Tonk, Rajasthan
244 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
21
2014
kitna adhura lagta haijab badal ho aur baarish


kitna adhura lagta hai....jab badal ho aur baarish na ho;
jab zindgi ho aur pyar na ho;
aankhe ho pr khwaab na ho;
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aur jab khada ho aur jugaad na ho..:-\

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Sep
19
2011

One boy to another: what


One boy to another: what did u do on mothers day?

2nd boy: Helped many girls to become mothers.

Submitted By : Prakash
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
194 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Oct
29
2012

Solid Insult


Solid Insult :-
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Ek couple Mall me gaye,
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Boy Buys a Helmet,
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Girl: Dimaag toh hai Nai, Phir Helmet kyun Liya?
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Boy: Kal Tumne Bra Liya, Me kuch Bola?

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
76 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes