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Jun
19
2013

Colour Of Panty Reflects A Girls Mood


Colour Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood.
Red: Wild Mood
Black: Sexy Mood
Blue: Romantic Mood
Pink: Seductive Mood
No Panty: Perfect Mood

Submitted By : Girish V Gowda
Place : Bangalore
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
20
2011

Nowdays 80% of women are


Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage.

They have become wise and are aware of the fact that

for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!.

Submitted By : Harshad
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
127 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
13
2013
New AIDS awareness slogan Try different


New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different
positions with the same woman instead of
same position with different women.

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Mumbai
7 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
3
2013

Lady- Drmere pati mere saath Romance


Lady- Dr.mere pati mere saath Romance
nahi
karte.. .

Dr- ye lo 30 goliyan, 1 goli roj khilana. .

Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat romance
kiya..

agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob
jor se
romance kiya..

teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di..
.

3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski maa
ka
haal poocha toh

beta bola- .
Maa mar gayi, Chachi & mausi hospital me hain,
kaam wali bhag gayi,

Paados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case
thok diya hai,
.

Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai, Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
.

. Aur abhi to papa garden me tommy ke
pichhe bhag rahe hain......

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
25 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
25
2013

Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya


Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya..

Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..

Bahut der tak sochne k baad

sardar Zip Khol k..

O Yaar,

Iska body cover de do.!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Oct
29
2011

Taking a clue from recent


Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for anal entry.

She calls it "Turn over" tax.

Submitted By : Indu
Place : Patna, Bihar
92 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
15
2013
Pappu bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara


Pappu:" bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara
do.._/_
.
.
Bhagwan:" Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha
kar payega.. ??
.
.
.
Pappu:" Koi upay bhagvan
.
.
.
Bhagvaan:" Sunny Leone

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
6 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Feb
9
2012

teacher: what do you want


Teacher: what do you want to become?

Little Johnny: doctor !!

Teacher: why?

LJ: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it!

Submitted By : Seeta
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
595 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes