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Jun
17
2013

shaitan ki teen nishaniyan


shaitan ki teen nishaniyan.
1 SmS milte hi parhta hai
2 Parhte huay hansta hai
3 Neechay mat jan
Jis kam se roko wohi karta hai

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
3 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
30
2013
A man jumps into bed n starts making love


A man jumps into bed n starts making love.
Woman in bed cries: Jijaji main biwi nahin aapki saali Radha hoon.
Man: Ab kaahe ki Radha jab ghus gaya Aadha.

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
13 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Oct
25
2013

NEW Add of SPRITE


NEW Add of SPRITE :

Sr. Vs. Jr.

Sunny Leone takes Pepsi from changing room of senior actresses?

Katrina : Hello what are you doing in the changing room of senior actresses?.

Sunny : was feeling thirsty so came to take SPRITE.

Kareena : Did u took our permission before entering ?

Sunny : permission for SPRITE ?

Deepika : How dare u argue with your seniors?

Sunny : well I think we all are in same field so why this discrimination??

Priyanka : so u think k tumhare or hamare bich mein koi fark nahi hai ???

Sunny : Farak to hai?. Mein app logo ki film mein kabhi bhi aa sakti hu, per aap log meri movie mein kabhi nahii aa sakti?.:p =))

Sprite : Sidhi baat no Bakwaas?

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
7
2011

Girls are like phones, we


Girls are like phones,

they like to be held and talked too,

but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Submitted By : Chander
Place : Aligarh, Uttar Pradesh
108 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
24
2013
Hum ne to wafa ki thi par uss ne hi dil


Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil

"TODA MERA "

Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia -

"LOWDA MERA"

Submitted By : divyesh
Place : mumbai
7 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016
A woman is like a tea bag you cannot tell how


A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
15 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
25
2013

Sardar goes to buy condoms


Sardar goes to buy condoms

Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available.

Which flavour do u want?

Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks

then says: Chhole Bhature!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
11 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
7
2013

Radio Quiz


Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Submitted By : jyoti
Place : berhampur
4 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes