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Aug
20
2013

Guys stare at Boobs


Guys stare at Boobs
Because
They are Horny;

And

Girls stare at Boobs
Because
They are Jealous!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
49 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


May
14
2013

Train me lady bacche ko


Train me lady bacche ko
doodh pilate hue: peele
varna uncle ko peela dungi,
thodi der baad uncle: beta
jaldi se decide kar tere
chakkar me 2 station already
aage aa chuka hu.

Submitted By : sartaz
Place : pathakot
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam


Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam

Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li

Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,

“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
12 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Nov
27
2011

Why sex is better than


Why sex is better than golf:

No green fee,
smaller hole,
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes,
noisy playing permitted,
wet conditions ideal!

Submitted By : Nisha
Place : Tonk, Rajasthan
124 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
11
2014
Jab Se I-Pill Naam Ki Cheez Market Mein Aayi Hai


Jab Se I-Pill Naam Ki Cheez Market Mein Aayi Hai.

Tab Se Condom Ki Sale 50% Tak Gir Gayi Hai,

Abortion Rate 80% Tak Gir Gaya Hai,

Aur

Ladkiyaan 100% Tak Gir Gayi Hai.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
7
2013

Pather ki deewaar na tori


Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR

Submitted By : jyoti
Place : berhampur
5 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
18
2013
Tchr Bachonaaj hum ek aur anek vachan seekhenge


Tchr: "Bachon...aaj hum ek aur anek vachan seekhenge..

1 aurat 1 khidki se dekh rahi hai..yeh kya hua?"

Bache:Ye ek vachan hua

Tchr:"Bahut aurate bahut khidkio se dekh rahi hai...yeh kya hua?"

Bache:"Bhenchod...Yeh to GRANT ROAD hua.."

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Oct
5
2013

Chuha ped pe chad gaya


Chuha ped pe chad gaya,
Monkey:ped pe kyu aaya?
Chuha:are chiku khane aya hu yaar.
Monkey:chodu ye toh aam ka ped hai.
Chuha:zindagi me ek baat yad rakhna
bhosdike,majdoor ko khodna or baap
ko chodna mat sikhana.
Me chiku sath laya hu laude..!!

like to banta hi hai boss...

Submitted By : khalid
Place : thane
28 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes