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Dec
14
2011

Why do Women put on


Why do Women put on weight after Losting Virginity..?





Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories!

Submitted By : Surya
Place : Srinagar, J&K
763 Likes
178 Dislikes
Rating :   82 Votes


Jan
28
2012

Girls have STUPID speciality..! they


Girls have STUPID speciality!!

They get WET without bath,

They BLEED without injury,

They give MILK without eating grass,

They make Bonless thing HARD!!

Submitted By : Mahendra
Place : Parbhani, Maharashtra
734 Likes
68 Dislikes
Rating :   85 Votes


Oct
9
2011

A thirsty paitent asks a


A thirsty paitent asks a nurse for milk,

she opened her top & put her nipples in his mouth,

he said "THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask for water".

Submitted By : Priya
Place : Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh
632 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Feb
9
2012

teacher: what do you want


Teacher: what do you want to become?

Little Johnny: doctor !!

Teacher: why?

LJ: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it!

Submitted By : Seeta
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
594 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Apr
23
2012

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha....


Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi!

Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: = “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”

Conductor: = “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh...Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai !!! =P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
540 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Sep
30
2011

3 good manners of male


3 good manners of male penis.

1)Courteous-it stands before performing.

2)Emotional-it cries during the performance.

3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.

Submitted By : Ajith
Place : Sangli, Maharashtra
515 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Dec
30
2011

To avoid condom related accident


To avoid condom related accident use 2 condom with chilly powder in between them.

If outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks he will know!!

Submitted By : Sanjeet
Place : Pilibhit, Uttar Pradesh
507 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Jan
20
2012

Newton's 4th law: Every soul


Newton's 4th law: Every soul in this world has a pole or hole.

When pole goes inside the hole a new sole comes out either with a pole or hole.

Submitted By : Lavanya
Place : Morvi, Gujarat
466 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes