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Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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A
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
35 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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&
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Half of all his Savings

&

Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
34 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
35 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Mar
6
2017

A girl in half a second


A girl, in half a second

Will look at

Your watch,

Your shoes,

Your ring fingers

&

Make a decision...
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While
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.You're still looking
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At
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Her
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"BOOBS"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
34 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
53 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Jul
27
2016

chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1


chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1
Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jan
7
2016

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दुकानदार:-क्या चाहिए ?

ग्राहक:-जी योनि ।

दुकानदार :- मादर चोद क्या बोला तूने?

ग्राहक: जिओनी का मोबाइल चाहिए बहनचोद बेहरे लंड..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
5
2016
A woman is like a tea bag you cannot tell how


A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
14 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes