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Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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A
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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&
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Half of all his Savings

&

Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
6
2017

A girl in half a second


A girl, in half a second

Will look at

Your watch,

Your shoes,

Your ring fingers

&

Make a decision...
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While
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.You're still looking
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At
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Her
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"BOOBS"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
30 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jul
27
2016

chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1


chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1
Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jan
5
2016
A woman is like a tea bag you cannot tell how


A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
14 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye


Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,

Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,

Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,

Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes