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Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
27 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jul
27
2016

chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1


chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1
Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jan
5
2016
A woman is like a tea bag you cannot tell how


A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
14 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye


Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,

Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,

Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,

Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi


Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,

Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi,

Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,

Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri Lauta De Bhai

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
13 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu


Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,

Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,

Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,

Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
12 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se


Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,

Aisa Kalyug Ayega,

Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,

Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
12 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho


Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,

Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,

Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,

Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
14 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes