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Jun
26
2015

chodi chhati veero ki


chodi chhati veero ki......
maa ki choot fakeero kii.....

by..king khan

Submitted By : king khan
Place : agra
7 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
28
2012
Agar maa ko english me Mom khete he to...


MuNNA Bhai;
Agar maa ko english me Mom khete he to maa ki Badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge?

Circuit; Simple hai bhai Maximom & minimom.

Submitted By : dhruvin
Place : mumbai
82 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Apr
28
2013
MUNNA BHAI Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai


MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
9 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Oct
26
2011

ha ha ha


MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Submitted By : Satish
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
297 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Aug
23
2011
YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI..?


MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?


CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.

Submitted By : Pranav
Place : Bikaner, Rajasthan
405 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


May
16
2013

A Heart Touching Storymust Read


A Heart Touching Story..must Read :(

Mother: Son I'm Sorry....
I Slept With Someone
That Is Not Your Dad 23 Years Ago.
And That Person Is Your Real Father.

Son: Mum,
What Rubbish!
How Am I To Deal With This?

Mother: I'm Sorry He Was My First Love And
I Could'nt Marry Him..
'Cause We Were Of Different Religions.
He's On The Phone At The Moment And
Wants To Speak With His Son
For The First Time Ever.

Son: No I'm Speaking To
No One. Mr. Walia Is The Only Father
I Know And That's That!!

Mother: Please Don't Be So Upset.
Just Talk To Him.

Son: Ok, I'll Give Him A Piece Of My Mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I Am Mukesh Ambani.
I'm Your Real Father.

Son: Maa Ki Aaaannkkhhh...
Dad! Dad! Dad!!!
Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Luv U So Much Dad!!!!
I Always Knew There Was
Something Special About Me..
Thank You Soooo Much Mum.
You Are The Best Mum In The World!

Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya,
The Whole Thing Is That Bhaiya,
Sabse Bada Rupppaiyaaaa..!!! :D

Submitted By : simpi gupta
Place : Dehri on sone
27 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Sep
21
2011

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.


CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Submitted By : Aseem
Place : Arrah, Bihar
293 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Sep
4
2013

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE


Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko
line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam
DIDI rakhenge.

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
13 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes