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Dec
10
2011
BHAGA to MURGA Aur BHAGI to MURGI....!!


Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?


Circuit. Simple hai bhai..
Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

Submitted By : Narendra
Place : Gulbarga, Karnataka
650 Likes
93 Dislikes
Rating :   106 Votes


Jan
13
2012
Gandhi ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay...?


Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?


Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Submitted By : Dinesh
Place : Chandrapur, Maharashtra
442 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Feb
2
2012
Gandhiji Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai..?


Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kyu rehte hai?

Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga...

Submitted By : Basant
Place : Hazaribag, Jharkhand
421 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Aug
23
2011
YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI..?


MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?


CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.

Submitted By : Pranav
Place : Bikaner, Rajasthan
403 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Oct
5
2011

Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai..?


Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai.......
is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Submitted By : Indrajit
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
340 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Oct
21
2011

Ford mane gaadi


MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.


MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Submitted By : Rashmi
Place : New Delhi
326 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Oct
26
2011

ha ha ha


MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Submitted By : Satish
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
296 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Sep
21
2011

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.


CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Submitted By : Aseem
Place : Arrah, Bihar
293 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes