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Nov
29
2011

Aila jail?


Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote, Popat beshudh padto.
Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto, {Popat shudhivar alyavar) Aila
jail?
Driver mela ki kay.?

Submitted By : Chand
Place : Bhiwandi, Maharashtra
610 Likes
101 Dislikes
Rating :   136 Votes


Jan
25
2012

Maitri Havi Ashrunsarkhi...


Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.

Submitted By : Sandeep
Place : Pune, Maharashtra
321 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Sep
28
2011

Ek Dukkar che Pillu ani Tyache Baba


Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba
kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante
" Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat
" E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Submitted By : Raghu
Place : Nashik, Maharashtra
265 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Nov
27
2011

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex..?


What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Submitted By : Surendra
Place : Akola, Maharashtra
205 Likes
59 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
9
2011

Swathala Visrave


Nehami Mala Vatate, TuZyakade Pahat Rahawe,
Tu Naslis Jari Samor Mazya, Tula Swapnat Me shodhat Rahave, Ekta Asalo Kadhi
Me,
Tar swathashich bolat Rahave, Visaruni Swathala, Me Tuzya Dunyet Me
Ramave.....
me swathala Visrave

Submitted By : Prabodh
Place : Parbhani, Maharashtra
197 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
16
2011

Tu Ektich Dat Ghastes...


Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Submitted By : Jyotish
Place : Mumbai, Maharashtra
191 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
1
2011

Don Mitra...


Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat.
Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate.
Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto, "Bis Milaah!!"
Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

Submitted By : Seema
Place : Jalna, Maharashtra
187 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Feb
11
2012

Navra ani Baykoche Jordaar Bhandan..


Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote
ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat.
Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto,
" mala sakali 6:00 la uthav".
Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!!
To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste.
Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

Submitted By : Sandeep
Place : Pune, Maharashtra
185 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes