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Jan
5
2015
Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai Jawab Kyonki Shaadi


Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai? Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai, Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Jan
5
2015
Wife Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge Husband


Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Jan
5
2015
Wife Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon


Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon? Husband: Bahut Zyada. Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni? Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Jan
5
2015
Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha Banarsi Saree 10-


Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha: Banarsi Saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi. Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
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Jul
25
2016
Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi


Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man- Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural ja raha tha.
Judge- Riha kar do is masoom ko.... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
22 Likes
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Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi


Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husband Raat ko phone pe:-
Khane me kya hai” ??
Wife:- Zeher. 3:)
Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
25 Likes
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Rating :   15 Votes


Aug
24
2014
Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke


Ek baar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke " main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "


Husband ek dum se khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur bol diya " han accha lagega "



Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,.

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finally...

Friday ko jab aankhon ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhai dene lagi.

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
17 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Husband Kaisi ho Jaanu tum mujhe miss kar rahi


Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"
Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
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Rating :   14 Votes