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Jan
7
2012

Wo kya?


Husband: Tumhari gardan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .


Jisay daikh kr darr lagta hai . . .


Wife(dar k): Wo kya?..


Husband: Tumhara Muhh.

Submitted By : Mahinder
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
98 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
13
2013

Wife Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu


Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne Se
Pehle
Meetha Khaana Chahiye.

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Dec
22
2014

Husband Kuttiiii


Husband ; Kuttiiii
Wife ; Kuttaaaa

Bacha ; Aur Main TOMMY

Submitted By : taNha PrinCe
Place : Pakistan
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
30
2013

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT


1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak?)
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PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak?)
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Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

Submitted By : khan
Place : mumbai
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
6
2013
Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi maanti toh


Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi maanti toh..
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toh..
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itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.
Good morning

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
13 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jan
5
2015
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शीला (मीना से)-मेरे पति बहुत ही सीधे हैं। मेरे अलावा किसी की ओर आंख उठाकर भी नहीं देखते हैं। मीना-मेरे पति तो तेरे पति से भी चार कदम आगे हैं। पराई औरत तो क्या, मेरी तरफ भी आंख उठाकर नहीं देखते है।

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
21
2015
Ways To Make Your Husband Love You More


Ways To Make Your Husband Love You More


1. Discover his favorite pet name and call him by that.
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behave
that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say ” I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.
7. Honour his mother.
8. Insist that he buys gift to his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand
10. Do not allow maid to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them.
11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help UnCloth him.
12. Smile when u looks at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him I love you
18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at
the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand.
He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up n pray.
It brings unit. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.
If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat
on you, even if he does his mind will not be at rest.
If your husband is already cheating on you, begin to practice these and u will win him back

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
24
2013
Wife Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye


Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes