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Dec
4
2011

You can have mine


In response to a classified Ad:
"Wife wanted", a man received thousands of responses saying,
"You can have mine."

Submitted By : Ajit
Place : Jetpur, Gujarat
46 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Nov
22
2011

I didn't want to interrupt her


I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.

Submitted By : Avanti
Place : Dohad, Gujarat
39 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
4
2011

why are you wearing your wedding ring


Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Wife: Because I married the wrong man!

Submitted By : Dayaram
Place : Godhra, Gujarat
72 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
25
2014
Jokes - Wife Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo


Jokes - Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! ;-)
Hadd Ho Gayi.. :-P

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
13
2012

See breaking news


Wife to husband: see breaking news...80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.
Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Submitted By : Sandhya
Place : Rampur, Uttar Pradesh
106 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
17
2014

A joke but a Fact of life


A joke but a Fact of life:







"men would never lie so much....

if women would not ask so many questions...";)

Submitted By : Chupps
Place : Banglore
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Dec
24
2013

husbend wife


10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ….

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

—-> And the number one statement is ….
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
3 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
28
2013
Nokrani Bibi ji apni Saaree waapas le lo


Nokrani: Bibi ji, apni Saaree waapas le lo..

Lady: kyo?

N : Jab pehanti hu to SAHAB aap samajh k dhyaan hi nahi dete,
Ulta DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jaata Hai .

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes