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Oct
18
2012
Purane samay me us admi ko SANT kaha jata tha...


Purane samay me us admi ko SANT kaha jata tha jisne

PYAR

SUKH

DUKH

HANSI

KHUSHI

MATA

PITA

sab Chhod diya ho


Aaj kal aise logo ko HUSBAND kaha jata hai

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
9
2013
Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge


Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
29
2013
Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi


Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi
aur pati bechara thar-thar kanp raha tha..
Patni boli tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai tumhara pati he hu agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar kanp rahi hoti.. ??

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
9
2013

Jealous husband My wife where


Jealous husband: My wife where
are you?
Wife: At home love
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes
Husband : Turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on)
reeereeeereeee
Husband: Ok my love goodbye

Another day..
Jealous husband: My wife where
are you?
Wife: At home love
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on)
reeereeeereeee
Husband: Ok my love goodbye

The next day, the husband
decides to go home without notice, and finds his son Johnny alone and he asked him,
"Son, where is your mother?"

Johnny: "I do not know, she went
out with the blender...."

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
5
2011

A slight impediment


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Submitted By : Bahadur
Place : Muzaffarnagar, Uttar Pradesh
36 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
13
2013

Har aadmi ka sapna


Har aadmi ka sapna:

7 anko me salary,
6 anki me bachat,
5 bedroom ka ghar,
4 pahiyo ki gadi,
3 hapte ki chhutti,
2 pyare bachche,
1 gungi bivi.

Submitted By : Rajesh Parmar
Place : Jhalod
4 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
29
2011

Please say something nice about me


Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:


"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly.
Please say something nice about me"


Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect..."

Submitted By : Gauri
Place : Gaya, Bihar
86 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
20
2011

Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do


Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do
Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.


Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga,
Lekin Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

Submitted By : Devika
Place : Mahbubnagar, Andhra Pradesh
229 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes