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Oct
20
2013

Friday is like Dating


Friday is like Dating

Saturday is like Marriage

Sunday is like Honeymoon

Monday to Thursday is like
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Married Life.. :-P :-D

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
47 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


May
17
2014
Wife I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

Submitted By : Chupps
Place : Banglore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
23
2013

Angry Husband Sent SMS 2 Mother-In-Law


Angry Husband Sent SMS 2 Mother-In-Law
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY".
Smart Mother-In-Law Replied-
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"..

Submitted By : suhas
Place : pune
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
13
2013

Husband to wife - Today is a fine day


Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day....Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you......

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
36 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Dec
3
2012
A poetry competition at Columbia University asked


A poetry competition at Columbia University asked for a 2-line rhyme with the most romantic 1st line & the diametrically opposite 2nd line.
This is winning poem :

My darling my love my beautiful wife.
Marrying you ruined my whole life . .

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming . .

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything that you are not . .

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn, I am very good at telling Lies.

Submitted By : Abhishek Shaw
Place : Howrah
12 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
23
2013

Gunehgaar kaun


Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
?bhago mera PATI aa gaya?
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya

Submitted By : z peRfaCtion
Place : surat
2 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
23
2013
Q Whats the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE


Q. What?s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ?aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta?

Submitted By : shubham
Place : chiplun
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
11
2011

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?


Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Submitted By : Indra
Place : Visakhapatnam, Andhra Pradesh
116 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes