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Sep
2
2011

Namaste Boliye


Husband & wife dono ghumne gaye,
Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha.
Wife: Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste Boliye.
Husbund: NAMASTHE SASURJI!

Submitted By : Anish
Place : Latur, Maharashtra
1476 Likes
178 Dislikes
Rating :   201 Votes


Jan
21
2012

Wah! Kya Ladki thi !!!


Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Submitted By : Indrani
Place : Khargone, Madhya Pradesh
762 Likes
57 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Nov
5
2011

Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi


Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi-
Padosi- Kyu maar rahi ho?
Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli
aap jisse sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai..

Submitted By : Rishi
Place : Abohar, Punjab
649 Likes
57 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Sep
19
2011

Today is our anniversary


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Submitted By : Ranjeet
Place : Murwara, Madhya Pradesh
590 Likes
112 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Nov
2
2011

Shaadi ke din


Shaadi k din patni pati se:
"SUNO JI!!! Aaj se AAPKE bina MAI nahi MERE bina aap nahi
"10 saal baad patni:"KUTTE!!! Aaj ya to TU nahi ya MAI nahi"

Submitted By : Mahinder
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
547 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Oct
27
2011

Husbnd saved wife's number on mobile


Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as


"MY LIFE"


Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"


5yrs:"HOME"


10Yrs:"HITLER"


25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!

Submitted By : Jagdish
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
501 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Sep
5
2011

Jab kisi ka bura waqt aata he


Jab kisi ka bura waqt aata he,
To uske sare Dost aur Pariwar uske Sath
khade hote he..
Yakeen na ho to kisi ki shaadi k photo dekh lo ;-)

Submitted By : Shyam
Place : Udhampur, J&K
489 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Aug
30
2011

Full form of SHADI


Full form of SHADI
S-Shanti Bhang
H-Himmat Khatam
A-Azadi Samapt
D-Dimag Kharab
I-Imtihan Chalu

Submitted By : Dipti
Place : Bhilwara, Rajasthan
471 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes