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Mar
17
2015

upar wale ka karam hai


upar wale ka karam hai..











isliye to apna khoon garam hai..

Submitted By : Mit
Place : Mumbai
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
25
2013

99 saal ka budda mar kar


99 saal ka budda mar kar
Swarg pahucha
Waha khubsurt apsaraon ka
Dance dekh kr rone laga
Or bola-"Sala Ramdev k chakkar me
Na padta to kab ka yaha aa gaya hota.????

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
6 Likes
67 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Apr
26
2013

Change in a mothers attitude


Change in a mother's attitude...
5 Year old boy:"
I love u mom
Mom:" Awww..I love u too
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15 Year old boy:"
I love u mom
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Mom:" sorry, I have no money
20 Year old boy:"
I love u mom
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Mom:" kaun hai ?? kaha rehti hai wo
kamini ?? :

Submitted By : rohit tiwari
Place : Delhi
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
30
2013

Beauty of Vodka It looks lik Water


Beauty of Vodka: It looks lik Water !!

Beauty of School: Water Bottles are Allowed !!

Irony of Life: We didn't Realize This During Our School Days !!
gn :-)

Submitted By : shashank setty
Place : bangalore
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
1
2016

Funny Messages


सीरियस रहोगे तो सीधे ICU जाओगे,

इसलिए हँसने के बहाने ढूँढो,

इससे पहले कि यमराज का भैंसा तुम्हें ढूंढ ले।

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jan
18
2016

Funny sms


लड़की ने
प्यार से लडके के
सीने पर अपना सर
रखा और बोली :

जानू, आपका दिल कितना कुरकुरा है|

लडका: अरे पगली वो दिल नहीं ,
जेब मे 30 नं. बीडी है।


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Oct
8
2015

Funny Stuff


टी वी पर Naaptol & Homeshop वाले अपने ऐड मे 1500 रुपये वाले फोन के भी इतने फीचर बता देते है की...




iphone वाला भी अपना सर दीवार में दे मारता है!


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
38 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Feb
11
2015

khuda kre he raat chand bn Kr aye


khuda kre he raat chand bn Kr aye .
din ja ujala shaam bnkr aye 
kbhi door na ho aap k chehre se hsi.
nya din Asia mahman bn kr aye

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes