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Mar
8
2013

Agar Movie Ka Naam


Agar Movie Ka Naam
"Studentof The Year"
Ki Jagah
"Principal Of The Year" Hota..
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.
To Kya Kaha Jata Short Me..??
.
Agar Student Of The Year Ko
"SOTY Kehte Hain
To Principal Of The Year Ko Kehte
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POTY... ?

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
16 Likes
77 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Oct
2
2013

santa -banta kiss kise karna chahiye


santa -banta kiss kise karna chahiye
banta - police wali ko nhi varna kahegi
'stop and hands up ' nars ko bhi nhi vo
kahegi ' next ' Hamesa teacher ko kiss
karna Vo kahegi ' repeat it 5 times.....!!!!
bharat mali
9993044403

Submitted By : bharat mali
Place : ratangar
8 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Nov
9
2013
The English and we Indians always Contradict


The English and we Indians always Contradict... ?

English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai... ??

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the... ??

English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai... ??

English: Rain rain go away
Marathi: Yere yere pawsa... ?

...and the most striking of all,
English: As wise as an owl...
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha... ???

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
5 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
20
2015
Naukraani-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya


Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya.

Submitted By : mukesh
Place : mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
31
2013

Generation Gap


"Generation Gap"
.
I told my Dad that I want an Apple or a Blackberry..
.
He replied
..
..
Kinnoo da season ae puttar, kinnoo kha kinnoo !

Submitted By : jagteshwar
Place : amritsar
16 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Aug
2
2013

Which country in the world has


Which country in the world has
largest english speaking people?
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Ans: Daytime - USA
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LATE EVENING,
After 3 pegs - INDIA

Submitted By : khan
Place : mumbai
3 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Dec
12
2013

Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi


Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi,
Aapko Koi Romantic SMS Kare,
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki,
Kitna Romantic Hai,
Balke Ye Sochiye Ke,
Uske Paas Ye SMS Aaya Kha Se,
"JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO"

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


May
15
2013

Boy - Tune Jo Na Kha Mai Vo Sunta Rha


Boy - Tune Jo Na Kha Mai Vo Sunta Rha.
Ladki - Saala Pagal Hai,
Maine Kuch Kha Hi Ni
Toh Isne Sun Kaise Liye.

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes