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Jan
18
2015

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno


Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno,
"tgjadjm
jtafjmgj
jmgdaw
gjad
pjmj
wtgkm.."
Muje Pata Tha...
Mera Dukh Koi Nahi Samjh Payega.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
4
2013

Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA


Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA
border par anda
diya
.
.
Dono desh ek ande ke liye
ladne lage Aakhir
faisla ye hua ki
.
Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada
ladkiyo ko kiss
karega
.
Anda uska
.
.
Indian CHINA gaye or 20,000
ladkiyo ko kiss
kiya
.
.
CHINA wale excited ho ke:- ab
hamari baari
.
.
Indian:- chal yaar anda Tu hi
rakh le..
thoko like

Submitted By : nikhil soni 8696431431
Place : alwar
86 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


May
8
2013

Sardar Ko Invitation Mila K Party Me


Sardar Ko Invitation Mila K Party Me
Sirf Laal Taai Pehan K Aana H,sardar
Party Me Pahucha To Dekha K Logo Ne
Pant Or Shirt B Pehni Hui H..

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
2 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
6
2015

Arz Kiya Hai


Arz Kiya Hai...
Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Uski Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu,
Waah... Waah...
Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu,
Phir Kya.?
Uske Jaane Ke Baad Wo Sab Note Utha Bhi Leta Hu.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
1
2016

Funny Messages


चिंटू : हैलो, आप फ्लिपकार्ट से बोल रहे है??

फ्लिपकार्ट : Yes sir...

चिंटू : आज मेरी पत्नी की डिलिवरी हुई है और उसने एक लड़के को जन्म दिया है.

फ्लिपकार्ट: ख़ुशी की बात है,पर इसमें हम आपकी क्या सेवा कर सकते है??

चिंटू : कुछ नहीं , मैं आपको अपना अकॉउंट नम्बर देता हूँ , आप उसमे कैश रुपये जमा करवा दीजिये.

फ्लिपकार्ट : हेल्लो सर! कैसा कैश .. ???

चिंटू : अरे आपकी कम्पनी ने इत्ते बड़े बड़े विज्ञापन बोर्ड लगाये है न ??!!
"Cash on delivery is available"

फ्लिपकार्ट : hey Bhagwan uthaley



Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
2
2015

Funny stuff


JOB in "parle Monaco"
Send ur resume to careers@parlemonaco.in

Last Date:
30th June 2015.

Location:Mumbai.

Salary: 95,000/- per month.

Job Description:
To sit and make hole in Monaco biscuits!
First preference IIN Students

If biscut breaks then salary will be deducted.

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
17
2013

Best Information-


Best Information:-
Kya Aap 'CCD' Ki Naukari Karna Chahte Hai
Start Salary 30.000 Rs./Month
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'CCD' Matlab:-
"Chappal Chor Dipartment".
Ha haa haaaa haaaaa.

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
3 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
3
2014

Facebook - 3 Idiots Style


Facebook - 3 Idiots Style:

Rancho: *Smiling* ?

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? ?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.?

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.?

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? ??

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick
tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like...
Comment-Like... ??

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? ?


Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... ?

Teacher: Excellent!?

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bola seedhe shabdo mein...??

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... ?

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! ???

Rancho: Why sir???

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...??

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!??

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. ?

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!??

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya...??









Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
??????????

Submitted By : mudit
Place : sagar
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes