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May
4
2015
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo


Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo,

Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, 

Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo

aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
43 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
29
2012

In 1980 IDBI rejected Loan 2 Ambani


In 1980 IDBI rejected Loan 2 Ambani
31 yrs later Mukesh Ambani is able 2 buy IDBI.

Nthng is imposble.

Ystrday SWISS BANK rejectd my Loan.

Jst Wait n Watch.

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
6 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
15
2013

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye


Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
2 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Nov
24
2014

Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha NaSako


Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha NaSako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa NaSako,
Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut HoteHai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina TumMuskura Na Sako

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
20
2013

Faadoo Insult


Faadoo Insult:

Teacher: Sit Up In Front.
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Student: No, I Take Seat
In D Back 4 A Reason. I
Don't Want 2 See Your
UGLY Face In HD :P :D

Submitted By : Ankit
Place : Pune
2 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Funny stuff


Jindegi me kabhi kisika dil mat todna kynki dil ek hota he.
todana he to saaaale ki haddiya todo

kyunki 206 hadi todne ko to hai

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jan
7
2014
Finally i bought a Tablet with my own money


Finally i bought a Tablet with my own money.
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"Crocin" for headeache :-P :-P

Submitted By : Anand Reddy
Place : Madanapalle, India
2 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
14
2014

Beautiful Lines


Beautiful Lines:








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Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes