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May
5
2013

Dimag Jiska Ice


Dimag Jiska 'Ice'
Jivan Uska 'Nice'
Dil Jiska 'Pure'
Safalta Mile 'Sure'
Najar Jiski 'Clear'
Wo Bane Sabka 'Dear'

Jaise Ki Aap




Nhi

Mai...

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
15 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Funny stuff


लड़की ने अपने मंगेतर को एसएमएस
किया…
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हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती, मेरी
शादी कहीं और तय हो गई है.
लड़के को बहुत सदमा लगा
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2 मिनट बाद लड़के को लड़की की तरफ से
दूसरा एसएमएस मिला
सॉरी…सॉरी
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गलती से आपको सेंड हो गया डबल हॉर्ट
अटैक !!!

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Oct
3
2012

Ab To Aap Khatre Se Bahar Hai


Doctor- Ab To Aap Khatre Se Bahar Hai

Fir Bhi Aap Itne Dar Kyo Rahe Ho.

Mariz- Doctor Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha Tha "Phir Milenge".

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
5
2013

YesterdayI Askd My Heart


Yesterday,I Askd My Heart:

Wat is Diff. Between Love & Frndship.?

Heart Replied..

"Bhai Dekh Mera Kaam H Blood Supply..
Dont Ask Me Out Of Syllabus":

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Aug
13
2013

Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli


Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli..
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Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ??
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Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par..

Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D

Submitted By : archana jain
Place : jodhpur
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
29
2013

Very sweet msg


Very sweet msg...
In a nursery school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a notice writen over it:
"Do not take more than one, GOD is watching.The other counter there was a box of chocolates,a small child went and wrote on it:
"Take as much as u want,GOD is busy watching the apples.

Submitted By : manish gurbani
Place : rajkot
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
1
2015

Funny stuff


इंटरव्यू देने आये एक लड़के से मैनेजर ने पूछा,
"तुम्हारी डिग्री तो असली है न?"
लड़का: सर अगर नकली होती तो अब तक कहीं मंत्री न बन जाता।

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Aug
13
2013
MUSAFIR Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge


MUSAFIR:" Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge..
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BACHA:" Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To..
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MUSAFIR:" Tab To Bahut Hi Acha Hoga..
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Bacha lassi le aaya Musafir Ne 5 Lote Lassi Peeney K Bad Bache Se
Pucha:" Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nhi Pita..
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BACHA:" Pite To Sab Hai..
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya Tha aur usi me mar gya tha Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin Par De Mara..
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Bacha Rote Huye
Bola:" Mummy Inhone Lota Tod Diya..

Ab Hum potty karne kya lekar jayenge.. ?? :/ :p :O :D

Submitted By : archana jain
Place : jodhpur
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes