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May
20
2013
boy to teacherI am going ka matlab kya hota hai


boy to teacher:I am going ka matlab kya hota hai.
teacher:me ja raha hu
boy:sir btaiye na
teacher:me ja rha hu
boy:abe aise kese jaa rha hai matlab to btate jaa

Submitted By : fardeen
Place : delhi
3 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
24
2013
A Dog asked a cat Why do you hide when u do sex


A Dog asked a cat: "Why do you hide when u do sex?"
Cat replied: "That's because we don't want humans to copy our style, they've already copied yours".:)

Submitted By : divyesh
Place : mumbai
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
11
2014
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain


Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain?

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Oct
22
2012
Jis phool ki karta raha umar bhar parwarish


Jis phool ki karta raha umar bhar parwarish

sanam

Jab khushbu k qabil hua to parosi ka bakra khagya.:p

Submitted By : DJ
Place : karachi,pakistan
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
30
2015

Funny stuff


Mrs. Das divorced Mr Das.

Now she's binDas.



Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
20 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jun
13
2015
ladki- apne boy friend se tum mujpar ek shayari


ladki- apne boy friend se tum mujpar ek shayari karo. ladka- tere kali kali zulpho se tu karati andhera ab hoja takali aur karde sabera

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
13
2013

School bus mein driver k peeche


School bus mein driver k peeche
betha Pappu khud se batain kar raha tha...
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agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota..hahaha..
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agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha...
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agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha...
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Driver ko gussa aa gaya:" aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota.... ??

Pappu:" phir main bus driver hota...:p :O :D

Submitted By : archana jain
Place : jodhpur
2 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
18
2015

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno


Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno,
"tgjadjm
jtafjmgj
jmgdaw
gjad
pjmj
wtgkm.."
Muje Pata Tha...
Mera Dukh Koi Nahi Samjh Payega.

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes