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Jun
4
2015

Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door


Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door
Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door
Kya Karein Yahi Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor
Purani Yaadein Sochkar Udaas Na Hona Tum
Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo
Dhoom Machale, Dhoom Machale Dhoom

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
27
2013

Womens tears are like male sperms


"Women's tears are like male sperms,













One in a million is for the right cause!"

;-)

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
4 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
22
2014

Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha


Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha..
Kisine pucha: umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi
to pata kaise chalega?
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haste raho muskurate raho

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
4
2013

Funny Fact of Indians


Funny Fact of Indians.
Koi Bhi Cheez Saaf Karni Ho..
They Always Say..
Ek Ganda Kapda Dena!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Oct
8
2015

Funny Stuff


आज का ज्ञान!!

"नौकरी और नौकरानी तभी
छोड़ें..जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!"

- चाणक्य का पङोसी।

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
36 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Nov
19
2014

Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye


Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye
Mere Lips.
Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye
Mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo Kha Kar Ayi Thi Indian
"Bingo Red Chilly Chips".

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
8
2015
Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai


Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai,
Smart Hai,
Charming Hai To
Kutta Paliye,
Billi Paliye,
Sher Paliye,
Mgr Galat Fahami Mat Paliye

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
12
2013
Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta


Married Man Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....
Wife: I love you baby..
Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband (trying to act smart) : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!
Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!! Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
Husband (fully crashed) : Hua kya hai ? ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?.. Wife: I want Divorce..
Husband: Hmmmm OK !!..
Wife (gone crazy) : Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..?? Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband (apne baal pakad kar) : Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..?? Husband: Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun, serious hone ke liye?..
Wife: Go to hell..!! Husband: Dont call me again !!.
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na, main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.. Husband (Sab bhool kar) : Acha, I love you tooo...
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!

Submitted By : archana jain
Place : jodhpur
2 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes