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Feb
6
2012

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..


Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!
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har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai..

Submitted By : Sanjiv
Place : Patna, Bihar
171 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
11
2013

Teachers are hot water


Teachers are hot water.
Parents are mineral water.
Enemies are salt water.
lovers are cold water.
but frnds are Daaru ki bottle....:P
khushi ho ya gum.....de sath har dum.:

Submitted By : rohit tiwari
Place : Delhi
2 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jun
16
2014
Girl- friend Agar tumne mujhe kiss karne kis


"Girl- friend: Agar tumne mujhe kiss karne kis koshish ki to main shor macha doongi.
Boy- friend: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl- friend: I know but formality to karni hi padegi."

Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
16 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


May
6
2016

Girl to Boy Apne Baal to dekho jaise


Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch
raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun
khadi hai

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Funny stuff


Wonderful joke of the day
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically unromantic, replied,

"I am in the toilet. Please advise"

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jun
29
2015

Funny stuff


चुहिया पेड़ पर चढ़ी, तो बंदर ने पूछा ....... ऊपर क्यों आई हो?

चुहिया........... सेब खाने

बंदर............... यह तो आम का पेड़ है।

चुहिया............. तू ज्यादा चौधरी मत बन, सेब साथ लाई हूं।

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Sep
24
2012

ek aadmi sadk pr chal raha hota h...


Ek aadmi sadk pr chal raha hota h...

or chalte-chalte wah sadak pr kuchh uthata h...or phenkte huye kahta h...
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kamino tati bhi yese karte ho jese koi samosa pda ho...

Submitted By : rahulkumar jedia
Place : rajasthan
7 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
9
2013

STORY OF LUV AT SECOND


STORY OF LUV AT SECOND

SIGHT..! ;;)

A girl fell in love wid a boy at

second sight,

bcoz

at 1st sight she didn't know :]Y that

he had an

=]() Audi Q7 !!;):p

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
4 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes