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Nov
29
2011

Matlbi dost se bach kar raho


Santa: matlbi dost se bach kr raho.

Banta: magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.

Santa: simple,sare dosto ko msg karo....jo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

Submitted By : Shantanu
Place : Shimoga, Karnataka
1113 Likes
243 Dislikes
Rating :   176 Votes


Nov
23
2011

Mr.Bean Made a Call to Hospital


Mr.Bean made a call to the Hospital to ask about his pregnant wife........

But the call went to a Cricket Stadium.......

He asked what is the Condition......??

He had an heart attack after he got the following answer
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7 are already out, 3 still to come and the first one was a DUCK!!!

Submitted By : Mukul
Place : Budaun, Uttar Pradesh
915 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   82 Votes


Nov
4
2011

Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He


Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte He

Masti K liye
NO

Time Pass
No

Hum Ye Msg Apne Desh Ke Liye Bhejte Hai
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QKI
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PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA!

Submitted By : Shankar
Place : Pilibhit, Uttar Pradesh
734 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Nov
12
2011

Ladki Apni Maa Se...


Ladki apni maa se...ye padosi ka ladka mujhe baar baar kiss kar k bhag jata hai.
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Maa muskura ke boli: Bada shararti hai...bilkul apne baap par gaya hai.

Submitted By : Pranav
Place : Bikaner, Rajasthan
700 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Dec
25
2011

Tragedies with boys Life


Tragedies with boys Life:

1. Good girls r Not Good looking :(

2. Good looking girls r Not good girls :p

3. Good looking & good girls r not single :D

4. Good looking,good & single girls have strong Brothers :>

5. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother...

Submitted By : Ravi
Place : Purnia, Bihar
684 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   51 Votes


Oct
4
2011

Sawan Ka Intazar Hai...


Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...

Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...

Submitted By : Amita
Place : Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh
585 Likes
39 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Feb
20
2012

Wah Wah Wah


mere kamre mein udte hai badal...
wah wah wah


mere kamre mein udte hai badal....
wah wah wah


mein jo bhi likhun padhte hai pagal..
ab bolo wah wah....

Submitted By : Gita
Place : Jalna, Maharashtra
583 Likes
55 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Jan
8
2012

America- Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai


America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.

China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.

Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.

Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.

INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

Submitted By : Sunil
Place : Nashik, Maharashtra
550 Likes
44 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes