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Jan
13
2014

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai


Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Submitted By : chetan
Place : bihar sharif
6 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Nov
10
2012

Aankhon me nami thi


Arz kiya hai

Aankhon me nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi
Sari raat mobile pe baat kiya Aur subah pata chala - - Woh to uski mummy thi.:-)

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
21
2015

1Shayr ne Arz Kia


1Shayr ne Arz Kia
"Mehfil me hmare jute kho gye to hm ghar kese jyenge"

mene kaha
"jnab Ap shayri to shuru kro
itne aynge ki gin nhi pyenge

Submitted By : sourabh goel
Place : ghaziabad
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Sep
1
2013

Rakesh muzaffarpur


Train me khadi ladki ne platform par khade ladke se pucha- kaun sa statiom hai Boy, janeman ek chuma do to batauga, girl, hey bhagwan bihar aa gaya.

Submitted By : rakesh
Place : muzaffarpur
5 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
17
2014
Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai khwaab mein ek


Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai, khwaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na neend aati hai na khwaab aata hai.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
5
2013

bank robery


jiski kismat me jitna likha h utna hi milega , hands up madarchodo koi nahi hilega,meri aankhon se kuch khwab nikal de jo kuch bhi h sab is bag me dal de,laakh kosis karta hoon use bhulane ki manager ki maa ka bhosda kosis na karna police ko bulane ki,bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera me maa chod doonga jo kisi ne picha kiya mera....

Submitted By : rahul kumar
Place : mainpuri
1 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
8
2013
Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost


'Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
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Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@'

Submitted By : Azhar Rahemani
Place : Shirpur
4 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
21
2012

Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara


Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara jivan bigaad loge,

Waah..Waah..?

Jaldbazi me Shaadi karke sara jivan bigaad loge..?

Soch samaj Ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhaad loge ??

Submitted By : Hemant Lalwani
Place : ajmer
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes