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Feb
18
2012

only students who wrote


M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question...


If A Lady Faints, First Check Her
"PU_S_"






Only Those Students Who Wrote "PULSE" Have Paased :)

Submitted By : Gopal
Place : Udaipur, Rajasthan
261 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jan
20
2012

Laziest inventor of all times?


Who do you think is the laziest inventor of all times?
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It's the guy who invented the snooze in an alarm.

Submitted By : Avanti
Place : Dohad, Gujarat
363 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
18
2011

Why do bars have a parking lot ?


When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking,

why do bars have a parking lot?

Submitted By : Vidya
Place : Virar, Maharashtra
170 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Feb
19
2012

Why did the baby strawberry cry?


Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!

Submitted By : Akbar
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
212 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Q Whats the difference between Mothers


Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"....xD :P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jan
20
2012

how a girl replies if himesh


How would a girl reply if Himesh Reshammiya proposes?




"O huzoor,
bhaar me jaey tera suroor,
surat se he tu khajoor,
body se factory ka mazdoor
,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor"

Submitted By : Shabnam
Place : Sirsa, Haryana
298 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Dec
8
2011
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?


Q. What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. 3 runs in 3 balls.

Submitted By : Punita
Place : Baripada, Orissa
106 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Nov
18
2015

Absolute Classic


Absolute Classic!!!

A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a parachute open.

Now the question is .......

Who cheated whom :-P :-D :-D

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes