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Jul
3
2013

WHAT IS CONFERENCE


WHAT IS CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
16 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Sep
10
2011

jis train mein


Jis TRAIN mein SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARRKIYAN safar kar rahi hon us TRAIN ko kya kaho gey?





socho




Aur socho




its simple yaar.




"MAAL GAARRI"

Submitted By : Narendra
Place : Gulbarga, Karnataka
649 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
13
2013

Question by a student


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can t
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
31 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE POLITICIAN


DEFINE POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence afterward

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
17 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Nov
16
2011

Driver jis ka license nhi hota?


Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?


Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!



Yar Khud Soch,




Socho
Yar
Socho




Ans:SCREW DRIVER

Submitted By : Mohinder
Place : Warangal, Andhra Pradesh
371 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Feb
13
2012

PJ of the Millenium


Auto driver enters in "NO ENTRY".
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
287 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Dec
29
2011
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?


Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!

Submitted By : Arjun
Place : Phusro, Jharkhand
126 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Beautiful answer


Beautiful answer
Daughter: what is marriage?
Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore"....????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes