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Aug
28
2013
If i die and its only you who can bring me back


If i die and its only you who can bring me back,
To this earth from god,but you have to give,
Three reasons why you want me back what,
Would be those three reasons? Reply is must.

Submitted By : Shrivathsa
Place : Mysore
22 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE POLITICIAN


DEFINE POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence afterward

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
17 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Nov
11
2011

kya aaj k zamane main


Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai?
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.

Submitted By : Ashok
Place : Ratlam, Madhya Pradesh
193 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Feb
19
2012

Why did the baby strawberry cry?


Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!

Submitted By : Akbar
Place : Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
212 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jun
9
2013
If movies were made by drinkers it will b named-


If movies were made by drinkers, it will b named-

1)Soda Akbar

2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

3)Rum de basanti

4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5)Beer Zaara

6)Bevde Zameen Par

7)Ek Tha Bagpiper

8)Talli six

9)Rum Maro Rum

10)Maine Drink Tujko Diya

11)Bewdy Rathore

12)Hickk Hick Hota Hai

13)Daaru Das

14)Hum Tunn

15)Maine Neat Kyu Piya

16)Peg Liya To Chakna Kya

17)Ulti Kar Di Aapne

19)Whiskiya

20)Pinewale Baataliya Le Jayenge...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Nov
4
2011
Drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without crack


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor?


Without cracking it?


A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Submitted By : Balram
Place : Jodhpur, Rajasthan
110 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Nov
12
2013

Awesome


Awesome
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye, par gun bhool gayePhir bhi bank loot liya.
Kaise???
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola I trust you, gun kal dikha dena"



Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga



Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya : Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta."




Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin thi



Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack



Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat, Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?



Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes,Sardar cries Louder.
Friend :What happened now?
Sardar :My sister just call me. Her dad also died...



Postman :Oye Paapey ! Pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Sardarji : Kyun? Aap courier kar dete...



NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand
pe bheja. Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.
Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga...



If sardar want to dial 9449494494, how will he dial?
He will first dial 94494 and then press "REDIAL"...



Waiter gives bill to Sardarji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar: So what? You have writtenALL CARDS ACCEPTED


Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle when suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree
Sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree and near d snake
And said: " Aisey latakney se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaaye.. "..


Sardar: Yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper:Ek Rupiya.
Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de........


One day a Sardarji was talking with his friend....
Santa: I and my wife have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with our child.
Friend: Is it?! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months!


Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
Banta: Ab kaisi hai woh?
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi - kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..

Submitted By : Darshan
Place : Delhi
61 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Aug
15
2011

how do you sink


Q:hOW do yOU Sink a sUbmariNe fuLL Of BLondes?














Ans: Just KnocK The dOor.

Submitted By : Basant
Place : Hazaribag, Jharkhand
152 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes