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Sep
3
2011

agar basanti ki mausi


Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti-thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay.

Submitted By : Tara
Place : Faridabad, Haryana
1297 Likes
171 Dislikes
Rating :   150 Votes


Jan
20
2012

baby is born in africa


If a baby is born in Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of the baby's teeth ?















Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;->

Submitted By : Arundhati
Place : Surat, Gujarat
968 Likes
81 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Nov
29
2011

which comes first


Lecturer: Which Comes First...SUN OR MOON ?

Studnt : Obviously, Moon...!

Lecturer: How?

Studnt : Only After "HONEY-MOON", "SON" Will Come Rt Sir?

Submitted By : Shekhar
Place : Chapra, Bihar
883 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Nov
25
2011

agr apko 18 sal ki larki


Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr pranaam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?










Us ke ache sanskaar..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro :P ;->

Submitted By : Dhananjay
Place : Dohad, Gujarat
847 Likes
73 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Jan
9
2012

Naam Batao?


Aisa janvar ka naam
batao jo bilkul
kutte jaisa dikhata hai
lekin sirf 3 pero par
chalta hai?


socho


langada kutta!

Submitted By : Ratnam
Place : Patiala, Punjab
801 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Oct
9
2011

height of confidence


Q: What's The Height Of Confidence?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
766 Likes
37 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Oct
22
2011

kya aap panchvi pas se tez


Kya aap panchvi pas se tez he?

To batao?

Agar ram sita hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho!

Nahi patha?

Simple yaar

"Darzi"

Samje panchvi fail!

Submitted By : Arundhati
Place : Surat, Gujarat
727 Likes
79 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Aug
30
2011

pata ha hum chlormint kyu


Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai?

Kyu ki..

5 Star
Cadbury
Perk
DairyMilk
Kit-kat
or
Munch

ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aatey...
Ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA

Submitted By : Ratnam
Place : Patiala, Punjab
721 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes