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Apr
28
2013

Nurse to Patient How old R U Mrs Smith


Nurse to Patient: How old R U, Mrs. Smith?
Patient: None of ur business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know ur age 4 his records.
Patient: Well, 1st, multiply 20 by 2, then add 10. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. 50.
Patient: All Right, now subtract 50, & tell me, what do U get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: And that's exactly the chance of me telling U my age.

Submitted By : kellyb73401
Place : Ardmore
34 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Jul
29
2016

Son what do you want for your birthday


Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ……. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
33 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Jun
21
2012

B_e yourself.


B_e yourself.
I_nvite new challenges.
R_ecall past triumphs.
T_rust your instincts.
H_ave faith in you abilities.
D_esire only the best.
A_ffirm your strengths.
Y_ou've got what it takes!!

Hav a blast!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
189 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Sep
30
2011

I am not to late to wish you


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Peep.... peep
Peeep , peep!

SoRRy!

The SMS was in Traffic Jam...
However I m NoT 2 late to Wish YoU...
Happy Birth day!

Submitted By : Pratap
Place : Kalol, Gujarat
663 Likes
46 Dislikes
Rating :   90 Votes


May
26
2015
Jab Apka janam hua Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui


Jab Apka janam hua Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui,

Bhagwaan khud sab k saamne prakat hue aur bole
SORRY 4 DA MISTAKE!
KINDLY ADJUST PLZ..!

Happy Birthday!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
15
2013

the day was


the day was.....
u was crying.....
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your mom was laughing...
Manie Maine Eappie Retuns of d dae....

Submitted By : ashu
Place : Mumbai
44 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Jun
4
2013

Birthday Chocolate


Birthday Chocolate ,

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A Dairy Milk Chocolate Specialy Deliverd 2 u.

Sorry, Thodi si kha li Hai

Happy Birthday.

Submitted By : Sejal Anand
Place : Ludhiana
109 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   99 Votes


Jun
21
2012

Two tips on your birthday:


Two tips on your birthday:

1) Forget the past, you can't change it.

2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one. :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
169 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   64 Votes