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Apr
28
2013

Nurse to Patient How old R U Mrs Smith


Nurse to Patient: How old R U, Mrs. Smith?
Patient: None of ur business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know ur age 4 his records.
Patient: Well, 1st, multiply 20 by 2, then add 10. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. 50.
Patient: All Right, now subtract 50, & tell me, what do U get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: And that's exactly the chance of me telling U my age.

Submitted By : kellyb73401
Place : Ardmore
34 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Aug
20
2011

Tumhari Iss Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du...


Tmhari iss ada ka kya jawab du,

apnay dost ko kya uphar du,

Koi acha sa phul hota to maali say mangwata,

jo khud gulab hy usko kya gulab don

Janm Din Mubark Ho

Submitted By : Pratibha
Place : Baripada, Orissa
237 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   48 Votes


Jun
21
2012

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday!


OMG!!!! It’s your birthday!

Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day.

P.S Try not to think about your age. LOL

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
103 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Jun
22
2012

A cute bear


@” ” “@ a
( ‘o’ ) CUTE
(@)_ “_(@) Bear…

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries….
No bad moods…

And

Happiness
always

***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
203 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Jul
29
2016

Son what do you want for your birthday


Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ……. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


May
26
2015
Jab Apka janam hua Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui


Jab Apka janam hua Baadal fata Adbhoot roshni hui,

Bhagwaan khud sab k saamne prakat hue aur bole
SORRY 4 DA MISTAKE!
KINDLY ADJUST PLZ..!

Happy Birthday!

Submitted By : Vinil Ghag
Place : Mumbai
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
21
2014
How does it matter whether you are 7 or 8 17 or


How does it matter whether you are 7 or 8, 17 or 18, 70 or 71? For all of us you're still as dumb and lovable as you always were! Just kidding. Wish you a very Happy Birthday.

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Nov
24
2011

Enjoy the trip


A Birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.

So have fun and enjoy the trip! :P

Submitted By : Kanta
Place : Abohar, Punjab
244 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes