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Dec
26
2012

Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish


'Chut ki gujarish Lund ki sifarish''

Uski hi kuch panktiya bhej raha hoon

Hoth se hoth mila kar to dekho,
naye logon se rishta bana kar to dekho.

Boobs bra mein chupane se kya faayda,
kisi ke haathon mein inhe thama kar to dekho.

Ungli karne se kab tak hongi tumhari khushiyan puri,
Ek baar lund aazma kar to dekho

Aasma bhi niche utar aayega tumhari chut dekhne, ek baar apni skirt utha kar to dekho.

Waada karte hain chut ko surang bana denge tumhari,
Ek baar humse marwa kar to dekho..

Submitted By : angel
Place : Lucknow
813 Likes
171 Dislikes
Rating :   1033 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat


Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,

Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,

Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,

Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....

Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1257 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   481 Votes


Mar
3
2012

Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?


Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

Ans: DHOBI

Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1519 Likes
301 Dislikes
Rating :   226 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya


Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1055 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Mar
17
2012

Ghalib ki Shayari.....


Ghalib ki Shayari.....

Palat kar dekh janeman, jigar me dum hum bhi rakte hai.

Bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
844 Likes
80 Dislikes
Rating :   265 Votes


Dec
12
2011

a girl brke her umbrella


A girl broke her umbrella. She went to repair shop.

Man: upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,

Girl: jo marzi karo, bus pani ander na jaye..

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
1142 Likes
150 Dislikes
Rating :   184 Votes


Jan
29
2012

Hindi class mein master ki


Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.



Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

Submitted By : Jagdish
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
915 Likes
113 Dislikes
Rating :   118 Votes


Oct
14
2011

Husband: Darling good night Wife:


Husband: Darling good night.

Wife: Aise kaise good night?

Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!

Submitted By : Mahavir
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
883 Likes
85 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes