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May
3
2014
conductor bachcay ka full ticket lage ga


conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Submitted By : Deepu Sharma 09018115097
Place : Samba ( Mandhera ) , j & k
20 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Dec
28
2012
Guptaji Koi aisi scheme lao ki 500 Rs ki shoping


Guptaji : Koi aisi scheme lao ki 500 Rs ki shoping pe sex free...

Dukandar: lo aap ko pta hi nhi, Ye scheme to last month thi or Bhabhiji ne 8 baar labh uthaya.

Submitted By : sattyapal
Place : arthe tal shirpur
5 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
21
2014

A porn film director during


A porn film director during
Shooting :
L I G H T S...
C A M E R A...
S O U N D...
"C H O D O Bhenchod"

Submitted By : shashi kant
Place : delhi
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Aug
3
2013

ARTH KA ANARTH-


ARTH KA ANARTH-

Lady 2 Rikshawala-Q Bhai andr tk Jayega kya?

Rikshawala-Bilkul Jayega

Madam Tbhi To khada kiya He....

Lady-To Fir Ghuma k Piche Se Le Lo!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
72 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   88 Votes


Oct
17
2012

Nursery Rhyme in 2020:


Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack & Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
96 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Jun
9
2013

Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey


Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey:
Jaan, Mein Tujhey
Ch.
Chu..
Chuu..
Chuuu...
BIWI Kaprey Utaar Kar Boli:Choomley, Choosley,Chaatley, Chodley,Magar Apni Chu Chu Band Kar Chutiye!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
18 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
27
2013
1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai


1 aadmi ka lund generally 6 INCH ka hota hai.

1 shot me Lund 50 baar chut ke andar bahar jay to 1 shot me 25 feet Lund chut me jata hai.

1 week me 3 bar chode to 1 mahina me 12 bar chodta hai. 25x12=300 ft lund chut me jata hai.
& 1 saal me 3600 feet jata hai.

agar koi aadmi 18 saal ki umar me chodna chalu karta hai to 60 saal tak chode to 42 saal me 151200 feet lund chut me jata hai.

39 inch=1 meter, 1000 meter=1 km 1feet= 12 inch

so , 151200 feet * 12 = 1814400 inch
1814400/ 39 =46523 meter
46523/1000 = 46.52 km


yani puri life me 1 aurat ki chut me 46.52 k.m. lund jata hai.

ISE KEHTE HAI 'MATHS'.

Tum kya ghanta padhai karte ho

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
24 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Oct
13
2012

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus..


Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus..

please santa send me a brother..

Santa wrote back..

SEND ME YOUR MOTHER..

Submitted By : avi
Place : ghaziabad
25 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes