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Apr
15
2016

Adult Stuff


एक लडकी बस स्टॉप पे खड़ी थी
और मोबाइल पर बाते कर रही थी।

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लडके ने उसको देख कर कमेंट
किया:
"हाय काश में मोबाइल होता
और तेरे गालो से लगा होता।'

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लडकी :
"हा फिर में घर जाते ही,
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चार्जर तेरी गांड में लगा देती"


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


May
10
2012
A lady teachr askd hr studnt 2write a poem


A lady teachr askd hr studnt 2write a poem on 'giridhar barse aangan mein'

the boy writes...

Ek hamari pyari madam masti bhare is yauvan me,
shaam dhali piya ghar aye, khat bichai aangan mein,
lab chuse,
stan dabaye,
ling gushaye jangan mein,
vo sesak-sesak ke ro padi,
jab 'giridhar barse angan mein'!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
171 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Sep
10
2014

7 qualities of a perfect wife



7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S


Submitted By : anurag mishra
Place : Agra
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
19
2014
BOY Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko


BOY: Main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hun, GIRL: Seedhi tarah se kyu nahi kehte ki undrwear or braizer utaar du.

Submitted By : shivam 8923373767
Place : Roorkee
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
16
2014
Teacher Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to


Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
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Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
11 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Apr
6
2013

Pati Jaan Aaj Mood Ho Raha Hai


Pati: Jaan Aaj Mood Ho Raha Hai
Wife: Nahi

Pati: Maan Jao Na
Wife: Nahi Na

Pappu: Papa Rape Karlo Ya Muth Marke So Jao...Bakchodi Mat Karo Subah School Jana Hai.

Submitted By : deepak
Place : bikaner
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Mar
1
2013

Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me rakha karo


Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me rakha karo
Udti huyi Frock ko kabu me rakha karo
Panty Paheno ya na Paheno
Par
Kam-se-kam BAGICHA to Saaf Rakha Karo.

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
48 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   47 Votes


Jan
18
2012

Good girl: It's hard to


Good girl: It's hard to be good.

Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.

Submitted By : Karishma
Place : Singrauli, Madhya Pradesh
106 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes