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Jun
8
2014

Boss- Muth maro


Boss- Muth maro.

Employr- Maar liya sir.??????
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Boss- Fir maro.

Emp- Maar liya.???..??

Boss- Fir maro...

Emp- Ab stamina nhi rha sir.?..?

Boss- Very gud, ab jao meri pyari beti ko ghar chhod aao..!..???
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jo mhanel juna ahe to 12 bapacha..??

Submitted By : piyush 7276586788
Place : nashik,maharashtra
20 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Mar
29
2013
Murari Yaar achhi aur buri ladki me kya fark hai


Murari: Yaar achhi aur buri ladki me kya fark hai ?

Bhol : Yaad rakho...Jo achhi hogi wo "Khushi" degi aur Jo buri hogi wo "Khushi Khushi" degi.

Submitted By : Anand Chadamiya
Place : Morbi
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Feb
14
2012

Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m


Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?

Laloo: Chal Bhaag mujhe nahi pata

Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..!

Submitted By : Rupinder
Place : Panipat, Haryana
98 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain


Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
17 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


Jul
18
2012

Advantages of breast milk


Advantages of breast milk:-

A) No need to boil.
B) Cats can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular amongst all age groups.
E) Ek Pe Ek Free.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
26 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Oct
9
2013
Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai


Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai?...
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Ummeedwar ka khada hona! :P

Submitted By : Kamal Jat
Place : Dhar MP India
51 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Jul
14
2014

Son is expelled from school


Son is expelled from school.

Father ? kya hua ??
Son ? sir ne pucha 2+3 kitna

Meine bola 5.
Father- correct.
Son ? fir sir ne pucha 3+2 kitna?

Father ? Are chutiye who bhe same he hota hai !

Son ? Meine bhe wohi bola ! =))

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Oct
11
2011

B4 Marriage: Roses r red,sky


B4 Marriage:

Roses r red, sky is blue.
Ur beautiful,I luv u.

Aftr Marriage:

Roses r dead, Im blue.
Ur my headache,1 day I'll kill u.

Submitted By : Lata
Place : Saharanpur, Uttar Pradesh
379 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes