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Nov
13
2013

She Daal do


She: Daal do.
Me: Ruk ja khana toh kha lene do
hawas ki Pujaran
*slap* *slap* *slap*


Breakup...

Submitted By : DJ
Place : INDIA
11 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Sep
21
2013
Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi Vo Bade Aaram Se


?Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade ?Aaram Se
Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se
?Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne
Puchha. Banda: ?Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi
Ho?? Wife: ?Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai,
?Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon??

Submitted By : chirag
Place : ahmedabad
12 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jan
3
2013
Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna


Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna..

battery fategi to g*nd fat jayegi..

log hath se gand dhote hai..

aur tum g*nd se hath dho bethoge..

Submitted By : pritam warke
Place : mumbai
5 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
1
2013

SmS_


SmS_
A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai. Baki ke alphabets niche hA*i..





B H O S D I K E

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
9 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Oct
28
2014

Girl Mom i am in love with a guy


Girl : Mom, i am in love with a guy..

Mom shocked : How old is the boy and what is he doing ?

Girl : Three months and kicking happily in my stomach.. :D

Submitted By : devesh
Place : deoghar
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Feb
10
2012

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka


Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par tumhe kaise pata?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hua hai!

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
654 Likes
79 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Jun
6
2013

This so far the Best on Rajnikanth


This so far the Best on Rajnikanth...

Once Rajnikanth farted & some particles came out of his arse... Today those particles are packed & sold for Rs.10/- in India and Its called-"rajni gandha"

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
10 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho


Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,

Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,

Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,

Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
15 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes