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Mar
3
2012

Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?


Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

Ans: DHOBI

Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1519 Likes
301 Dislikes
Rating :   226 Votes


Mar
10
2012

Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat


Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,

Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,

Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,

Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....

Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1257 Likes
114 Dislikes
Rating :   481 Votes


Apr
29
2012

Seductive shaayari...


Seductive shaayari:
.
.
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka..!! :P
.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. :O
.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka..
.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka ?
.
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka..
.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulab ka..
.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se
karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab
ka.. ;)
.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai..
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar
ka..!! ;) :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1224 Likes
56 Dislikes
Rating :   347 Votes


Dec
12
2011

a girl brke her umbrella


A girl broke her umbrella. She went to repair shop.

Man: upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,

Girl: jo marzi karo, bus pani ander na jaye..

Submitted By : Madhav
Place : Vasai, Maharashtra
1142 Likes
150 Dislikes
Rating :   184 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya


Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1055 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Nov
25
2011

Santa: My 8yr old son


Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.

Confused Banta: "How the hell?"

Santa: "He took a pin & made holes in all my condoms."

Submitted By : Ajay
Place : Shivpuri, Madhya Pradesh
1022 Likes
163 Dislikes
Rating :   134 Votes


Jan
29
2012

Hindi class mein master ki


Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.



Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

Submitted By : Jagdish
Place : Wardha, Maharashtra
915 Likes
113 Dislikes
Rating :   118 Votes


Oct
14
2011

Husband: Darling good night Wife:


Husband: Darling good night.

Wife: Aise kaise good night?

Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!

Submitted By : Mahavir
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
883 Likes
85 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes