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Jun
1
2018

Shaadicom new punch line


Shaadi.com new punch line:

हम उन्हे मिलाते हैं
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जो अकेले में हिलाते हैं।

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
4
2018
Medical store par ek aadmi condom lene gaya


Medical store par ek aadmi condom lene gaya

2000rs ka note dekar 10/- wala packet manga.

Shopkeeper (Packet dete hue):Bhai sahab koi bat nahi free me le jaao
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Aaj bhabhi ji ko humari taraf se chod lena.

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
38 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Mar
6
2017

Nightfall is nothing


'Nightfall' is nothing
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But
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A
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Dream - Cum - True!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes


Mar
6
2017
Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually


Just how deep is the Average Vagina actually?
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Deep enough for a man
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To Lose his House,
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His Car,
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His Business,
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Half of all his Savings

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Assets !

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Mar
6
2017

In the meantime


In the meantime,

Wives have found a new slogan,

Instead of

"I have a Headache"

They are saying...
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"No Surgical Strike Tonight!"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
86 Likes
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Rating :   75 Votes


Mar
6
2017

A girl in half a second


A girl, in half a second

Will look at

Your watch,

Your shoes,

Your ring fingers

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Make a decision...
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While
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At
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Her
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"BOOBS"

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
83 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   76 Votes


Mar
10
2017

Call girl sex karoge


Call girl : sex karoge ?
Sardar: biwi ki tarah karne dogi dear?
Call girl: aap tho bahut romantic aadmi lagte ho?
Tum apni biwi ko kaise karte hon?
Sardar: FOKAT MAIN !!

Submitted By : krishiv
Place : ahmedabad
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
18
2017

Difference between Girls and Boys


Difference between Girls and Boys
Girl 1 - I had sxx !
G2 - omg honey you okay naa :'*
G3- With protection naa ?
G4 - In mind * I know you're a Bitxh*
Boy1 - I had sxx
B2- Behncho akele akele kar lia mujey bulyaa bhi nae
B3- Bhai mard ban gyaa aaj
B4- Bhai starting kaise ki kuch tips do ?
B5- Wo sab to theek hai par ye btao tumne uski li ya
usne tumhari
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Submitted By : karan
Place : lucknow
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes