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Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya


Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1055 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai


Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?

Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai!

Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai?

Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
650 Likes
60 Dislikes
Rating :   111 Votes


Apr
29
2012

BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!


Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola : Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!

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Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola :

aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..?? ;) x) :P :D \m/

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
447 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   76 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada


Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada..

Patni hasi
2bar fir se aisa hi hua

Pati ka dimag garm hua.

Pati: Kyu hasti ho?

Ptn: Pankhe mein apki GAAND dikti he!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
464 Likes
94 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli


Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli..

Dheere se thoko sanam, mehngai ka zamana hain!

6-inch ki iss chiz ko, umar bhar chalana hai!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
332 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   64 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui.


Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui.

Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga.

Biwi boli: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
369 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha


Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha:
Kaisa mahsoos kiya kal raat ko?

Wife Sharmate hue: Aapne to muje college k dino ki yaad dila d.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
435 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Oct
16
2012

Suhagraat k Dusre Din...


Suhagraat k Dusre Din:

Wife: Janu Nashta Karlo.

Husband: sex hi Nashta hai&Sex starts.

Wife Dophar Ko: Khana khalo.

Hsbd: sex hi khana hai&Again Sex Starts.

Raat ko Jab Husband Bedroom me Aaya to Wife Heater k Aage Taange Failake baithi thi

Husband: Ye kya kar rahi ho ?

Wife: Raat ka Khana Garam kar rahi hu..

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
193 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   78 Votes