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Jul
27
2016
Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki


Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki,
Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai,
Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere,
Bilkul Galat…..
Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai?
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“T-shirt (top) Me Kab Haath Daalu“ 3:)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Oct
7
2014
Cinema hall me ladki boyfriend se mere baju wala


Cinema hall me ladki boyfriend se? "mere baju wala mutth maar raha hai" boy- just ignore him,
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girl- i can't ignore. He is using my hand.

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
39 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Where Do U See MANGOES


Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then..?
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Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche
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MAN GOES.......!

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
19 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Adultt stuff


नारी नारी मत कर पगले,
नारी है दुःख का सार !
खुश भी हुई तो क्या देगी,
सिर्फ मल मूत्र का द्वार.

-संत मादरचोद-

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
109 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Aug
19
2014
kisi callgirl ki booking slip pr ye niyam


kisi callgirl ki booking slip pr ye niyam & sharte chhapi thi...

1. chut ki gehraayi ko ungli se? napna sakht mana hai.

2. hamare yha chodne ke liye important condom diye jaate hai pr use krne se ?pehle pani daal ke ya muh se fula ke check jarur kre.

3. land ko sahi jagah pr hi daale, gaand ya muh me? daalne ke alag charge lagenge.

4. Nipple ko daanto se kaatne pr sakht karyavahi ki jaygi.

5. Land bada ho ya chhota, rate ek hi rahega.

6. chudayi tel laga ke kre, thook se nahi.

7. virya nikalne ke baad khel khatm,kisi bhi tarah ki madarchodi nhi sahi jaygi.

8. chut me land jhada to gaand faad di jaygi.

9. viagra khakar chudayi karne nhi di jaygi.

10. ek mahine ka daily pass banwane pr 3din ki free chudayi ki vishesh chhut.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
27
2015

Dirty Dirty


Bangali patient: Shoab potla-potla totti aata hai. Khaane ko maan nahi hota hai..
DR- Yeh lo dawaai, mota-mota totti aayega, chaaku se kaat-kaat ke khaana...

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
110 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   104 Votes


Jun
1
2015
One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman


One Gujrati ben sees a pregnant Christian woman
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thinks her stomach has a swelling.

She asks: "Su Thayu, Pet Par Suzo Chadyo?"

Christian Female: "Sujo Nahi, D'Suzo Chadyo''

Submitted By : sudhanshu bhagat
Place : jammu
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
14
2015

Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-


Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki aj ka insaan kitna alag sochta hai

Ek bar mene aise hi kuch logo se puch lia ki btao bhayio school se hame kis tarha ki help milti hai

Koi bola ki school se gyan milta hai

Koi bola acche sanskar milte hai

Koi bola safalta me help milti hai

Sabne isi tarha ke jabab die magar ek mahanubhab ka jabab sukar to hosh hi ud gaye


Mahanubhab bol rahe the ki

"School mujhe chudai me help karta hai"

Jab mahanubhab ne ye jabab dia to hamne(baba bhosdibale ne) ye logic lagaya ki ho sakta hai ki isne apne jamane me koi londia patai hogi ghar pr moka na ban paya hoga to school me kaam daal dia hoga

Fir bhi hamne us mahanubhab se puch hi lia ki school chudai me kese help kr sakta h

Is bar jab mahanubhab ne jabab dia to gand hi faat gayi baba bhosdi bale ki

Jabab tha











"Jab mere do bacche school chale jate hai to me apni patni ko jamkar chod pata hu "

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes