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Jun
24
2013

1Aadmi Ne Zoo Me


1Aadmi Ne Zoo Me
3 Bhasha Bolne vala Tota Dekha,

Jo Eng Hindi & Gujrati Bolta Tha,

Usne Check Krne K Liye Usse Puchha.

Who r u.

Tota=I'm Parrot.

Aadmi=Tum Kon Ho.

Tota=Me Tota.

Aadmi=Tu Kon 6

Tota=Tari Ben Ne Chodu,
1 Ni 1 Vat Ketli Var Karu Madarchod,
Hu Popat 6u, transletr nai, Chut Marina..!

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
10 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Sep
13
2013

jab b hum unhe chodte h


jab b hum unhe chodte h
vo rub ka vasta deti h









sali chuddkad pal main chut main lund ko gusne ka rasta
deti h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
4 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Aug
28
2013

Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h


Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...

Submitted By : sixfingers
Place : jo
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
7
2013

A lady was wearing a jeans in a train


A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.
Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
22 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Feb
4
2014

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
?
???

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
17 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Oct
5
2012
1 Boy Ne Marriage Bureau Me Phone Kiya..


1 Boy Ne Marriage Bureau Me Phone Kiya-MERE DONO HATH AUR PAON NAHI HAIN.

KYA MERI SHADI HOGI?

Lady- Aapka "WOH" To Hai na?

Boy- USI Se To Number Dial Kiya Hai.!

Submitted By : Karanjeet
Place : Hisar
301 Likes
27 Dislikes
Rating :   157 Votes


Nov
25
2012
A Tribute to Our favourite word lavda...


A Tribute to Our favourite word 'lavda' a multi purpose word used in many ways.
For eg.,

Class jaayenge kya?
-lavda jaayenge

Padhai kiya kya?
-lavda kiya

chal be party de
-lavde ka party

Bohot pyaas lagi hai yaar
-lavda choosega kya?

uska accident ho gya be
-kya baat kr raha hai lavde?

notes banaya?
-lavda banaya

abe 500 rs de na
-lauda le na mera

Dis way energy is saved frm speaking ..all thanks to our lavda
jai lavde ki!
jai bol na .lavde!!

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
11 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Nov
5
2013

Agar asman tak Hamare hath Jate


Agar asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
Agr asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
To chand-Tare Gaye bhad me
Hum pariyo ki choot mai ungli kr ke Ate.. ????

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
18 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes