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Sep
17
2013

Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui


Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui,
Suhaagraat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
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Biwi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola,
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"Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga"

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Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
27 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Height of confidence-


Height of confidence:-
Dr to 80 years aged men-
iss umar me jawan ladki ke sath sex karna jaan lewa ho sakta hai.

Buddha-i don't care,
marti hai to mar jaye saali

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
41 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Sir aap mujhe naokri se nikal rahe hai?


Secretary Boss se: Sir aap mujhe naokri se nikal rahe hai?

Boss: Nahi to!!!

Sec.: To sir cabin se sofa Q hata diya.?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
146 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Aug
1
2013

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai


Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

Submitted By : surya sahu
Place : ratanpur
12 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Sep
12
2013

humne socha na tha


humne socha na tha
ki unki chut itni khuli
hui h



sali kitno se chudkar aai h




jo chut abhi tak fulli hui h

Submitted By : veer
Place : delhi
7 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Apr
28
2013
Ek bar sas aur Bahu ka zhagda ho jata hai


Ek bar sas aur Bahu ka zhagda ho jata hai.
Sas kehti hai aane de mere bete ko baitha ke samjhaungi.

Bahu koi Fayda nahi hoga .

sas -kyon

Bahu- tu baitha ke samjhayegi aur main leta ke

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
16 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


May
22
2013

Ekda ek manus ratri baykoshi sex karto


Ekda ek manus ratri baykoshi sex karto..
Sex karun to thakto aani bajula hoto..
tehva tyachi bayko tyala mhante aata LBT!!!
Manus bolto atta swatahchya baykola jhavayla pan LBT dyaycha kay??
bayko bhadkun oradte... arre yed zavya LBT mhanje...
Lavda Bochyat Tak...??

Submitted By : shrikant
Place : mumbai
10 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Dec
14
2013

Rajnikant always


Rajnikant always...

Ek bar Rajnikant Katrina ko bicycle pe age bithke ja raha tha.
Katrina: Muje dekh ke apko kuch nai hua?

Rajnikant: Pagli tuje pata hai tu kis pe bethi hai, vaise to ye ladies bicycle hai.

Samaj aye to share karo...
Baki POGO dekho...

Submitted By : akash
Place : Ahmedabad
70 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   119 Votes