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Aug
26
2013

Benefits of Masturbation


Benefits of Masturbation
1. Choice of girl is yours..
2. Time ?? ki bachat
3. ??Self service
4. Not a crime
5. Rest to girlfriend ??
6. No risk of AIDS
7. No special ??place required
8. No money ??wastage
9. Easy to perform
10. Guaranteed satisfaction
11. No abortion ?
12. Condom not required
13. Not necessary to remove whole
underwear
14. Stress easily removed
15. Doesn't matter how long your ??penis is
16. Swapndosh se mukti
17. Koi darr nahi, pakde jane pe saaman
ko easily chhupa ??sakte hain
18. One can do as many time as he wants ??
19. No need of special training, its so
simple
20. Position ??is of your choice.

"Badnami ki choot ??se izzat ki muth
achchi hai"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
66 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


May
10
2012

1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:


1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaar..."
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2nd K.G. Kid: "iPad Hai Bey Bhenchod..!! :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
86 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


May
19
2013
Paani me Doobti 1 Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi


Paani me Doobti 1 Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi:
Bachao-Bachao Main Pregnant Hu.
Santa :ne usse Bahar Nikala.
Santa :Santa Muh Se Muh Mila k Usko Saans Dene Laga.
Banta Uski Panty Utaar k Uske Andar Fook Marne Laga..
Santa: Kya Kar Raha Hai Bhosdike?
Banta: Tu Maa Ki Jaan Bacha.
Main Bache Ki Jaan Bachata Hu.. ?

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
55 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Feb
22
2013
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation


Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

Submitted By : bora
Place : guwahati
5 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Apr
14
2015

Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-


Baba bhosdi bale ke duara-

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki aj ka insaan kitna alag sochta hai

Ek bar mene aise hi kuch logo se puch lia ki btao bhayio school se hame kis tarha ki help milti hai

Koi bola ki school se gyan milta hai

Koi bola acche sanskar milte hai

Koi bola safalta me help milti hai

Sabne isi tarha ke jabab die magar ek mahanubhab ka jabab sukar to hosh hi ud gaye


Mahanubhab bol rahe the ki

"School mujhe chudai me help karta hai"

Jab mahanubhab ne ye jabab dia to hamne(baba bhosdibale ne) ye logic lagaya ki ho sakta hai ki isne apne jamane me koi londia patai hogi ghar pr moka na ban paya hoga to school me kaam daal dia hoga

Fir bhi hamne us mahanubhab se puch hi lia ki school chudai me kese help kr sakta h

Is bar jab mahanubhab ne jabab dia to gand hi faat gayi baba bhosdi bale ki

Jabab tha











"Jab mere do bacche school chale jate hai to me apni patni ko jamkar chod pata hu "

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
28
2013

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE


....AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE
DOUBTS !!!!
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Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
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(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question)
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-
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Teacher, Teacher It's Female
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Babli-Why?
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Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte
Hain, Idiot.
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Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
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Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?
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Teacher more tensed...
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Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
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Teacher sharm se pani pani.
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But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver
Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte
Hain. Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?
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Teacher Ki Saanse band.
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Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
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Teacher Behosh!

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
59 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


May
15
2012

Santa ki g** me funsi Nikal aayi wo


Santa ki g** me funsi Nikal aayi wo miror lagakar dekh Raha tha Tabhi uska khada ho gaya,?

Santa:- baith ja bhosdi k Apni-parai me kuch fark to kiya kar..!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
159 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Adultt stuff


नारी नारी मत कर पगले,
नारी है दुःख का सार !
खुश भी हुई तो क्या देगी,
सिर्फ मल मूत्र का द्वार.

-संत मादरचोद-

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
109 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes