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Jun
15
2013
TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi


TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?

SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Aug
14
2013

Boy - Bhagwan kya shadise


Boy - Bhagwan kya shadise
pehle kisi
Ladki k sath sona Galat baat
hai?
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Bhagwan - bilkul nahi lekin Kameeno
tum us raat sote kahan ho.. ..

Submitted By : Deep
Place : Jalandhar
10 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Feb
5
2014

vodafone ka sim lena hai kisiko kya


vodafone ka sim lena hai kisiko kya ?
Acche no hai.
9077777777
9033333333
9044444444
9011111111
8868888888
8822222222
Sim 500 Rs. Me 5000 min free n 500 rs balance
1p/2s
200 SMS/day
Sim lena hai toh bolo

docament me chahiya
sirf.
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1photo full nanga hath me lund pakad kar ..

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
65 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se


Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se dekh raha tha Q k usne apne baal Laad hara aur nila kiye huye tha.

Boy: Kxa babaji jawani mein kabhi kuch aisa nahi kiya kya?

Old man: Ek mor ko choda tha shaxad tum mere hi bete ho.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
131 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jan
1
2013

Mana sex Ladkiyo ka khwab hai


Mana sex Ladkiyo ka khwab hai,

To chodna hamara bhi lajawab h,

Agar Ladki ki chut DELHI ka shabab h

To bhenchod,apna lund bhi m.p ka NAWAB H

Submitted By : vijay
Place : Bhopal
37 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Nov
9
2012

Kissing is like real estate.


Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
16 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Aug
23
2013

Gujarati Classroom


Gujarati Classroom.
Sex Teacher: SIX ane SEX ma su farak che?
Student (PATEL) : BALL ne UCHADI ne upar SHOT maro etle SIX,
Ane BOL ne DABAAVI ne niche SHOT maro etle SEX

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
17 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
22
2012

Forward kiya to chutiya..


Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..


Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
124 Likes
208 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes