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Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya


Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1055 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai


Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?

Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai!

Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai?

Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
650 Likes
60 Dislikes
Rating :   111 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada


Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada..

Patni hasi
2bar fir se aisa hi hua

Pati ka dimag garm hua.

Pati: Kyu hasti ho?

Ptn: Pankhe mein apki GAAND dikti he!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
464 Likes
94 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


Apr
29
2012

BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!


Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola : Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!

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Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola :

aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..?? ;) x) :P :D \m/

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
447 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   76 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha


Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha:
Kaisa mahsoos kiya kal raat ko?

Wife Sharmate hue: Aapne to muje college k dino ki yaad dila d.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
435 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Mar
19
2012

agar mai Car k niche aajaun


1Girl: agar mai Car k niche aajaun, 1 months no college!

2Girl: agar mai truck k niche aajaun, 2 months no college!

Boy: agar tum mere niche aajao, 9 months no college!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
424 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   72 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui.


Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui.

Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga.

Biwi boli: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
369 Likes
54 Dislikes
Rating :   50 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli


Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli..

Dheere se thoko sanam, mehngai ka zamana hain!

6-inch ki iss chiz ko, umar bhar chalana hai!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
332 Likes
43 Dislikes
Rating :   64 Votes