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Mar
18
2012

Gabbar- Hag basanti hag.


Gabbar- Hag basanti hag.



Viru- Nahi basanti nahi,

In kutto k samne mat hagna,

Inke pass pani nahi hai,

Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
758 Likes
230 Dislikes
Rating :   164 Votes


Apr
29
2012
Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi...


Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
.
.
Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
.
.
Kyo...?
.
.
.
Board par likha tha,
.
.
"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
425 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Mar
18
2012

After first night abhishek ask aish


After first night abhishek ask aish:
Aish aaj koi aisi baat kaho jise sun mujhe kushi b mile aur gham bhi!

Aish(sharmate hue)

Aish(sharmate hue)

Ji aapka salmaan aur vivek se bhi bada hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
552 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Rakhi sawant Remix-


Rakhi sawant Remix-


Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,


Jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.


Jane anjane muje pata na chala,


Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
376 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Aug
1
2012

Boobs ho Bade Bade..


Boobs ho Bade Bade..
Bra me ho Khade Khade.
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal..
Par tu Daant se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat.
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath

Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi..
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi..
Roz 3 Baar Chodne ki,
Le Shapath Le Shapath..
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath..

Chut Mahan hai..
Har Koi Ispe Qurban hai.
Sabke Basate Isme Pran Hai..
Banakar Khud Bhagwan B Hairan Hai
WIRYA se Kar Shoorvir Ise Lathpath
Lathpath..!
Agneepath Agneepath.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
216 Likes
96 Dislikes
Rating :   83 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Abhishek on Suhagrat


Abhishek on Suhagrat:
Teri ankho mein doob jau...
Teri zulfo mei kho jaau...
Tere jhumke pe jhool jaau...

Aish: Neeche bhi utrega ki salman ko bulau.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
344 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Sep
28
2012
Agar trains k naam indian actress k naam pe hoti t


Agar trains k naam indian actress
k naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi
hoti:

Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi
hai.

Deepika ke neeche aake ek aadmi
mar gaya.

Accident mein mallika ki pichli
bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.

Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana
patri se utar gayi hai.

Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
mein ijaafa.

Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.

Vidya ki body change karne ka
faisla.

KATRINA PAR GAIR KANOONI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
GIRAFTAAR.... :P=DD :D :P

Submitted By : gangadhar
Place : india
228 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Nov
27
2012

MUNNI REMIX


MUNNI REMIX :

Munni Badnaam hui,

Darling tere liye

Chud-Chud ke Laal hui, Darling tere liye

Item se Raand hui,

Darling tere liye

Guffa jaisi Gaand hui,

Darling tere liye!!

Munni ki Choot Gulabi, Boobs Sharabi, Gaand Nawabi re

Lawde ki Khaan hui, Darling tere liye

"NOW APPLY ZANDU BALM".

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
168 Likes
70 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes