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Jul
16
2014
Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room


Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room..
Gabbar: Ek Baat Sach Bata Basanti, Veeru Se Jyada Maza Aaya Ke Nahi..?

Basanti: Ek Baat Tu b Bata Gabbar , Tujhe Bhi Maza Aaya Kya...?

Gabbar: Zindgi Me Pehli Baar Itna Maza Aaya...

Basanti: Toh Kutte Light Jala Ke Dekh, Main Basanti Nahi MAUSI Hoon..!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
66 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Dec
31
2012
BACHHAN in KBC Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa ky


BACHHAN (in KBC): Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SARDAR(on hot seat): dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
240 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   96 Votes


May
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: ?What Is A Condom??

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: ?Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho??

Aamir: ?Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: ?Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo??

Aamir: ?Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population?

Teacher: ?Will U Plz Elaborate??

Aamir: ?Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!? ?Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na?
?Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir?
?Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai? ?8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai? ?1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: ?Arre? Defination Kya Hai??

Aamir: ?Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: ?Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?? ?Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot? ?Anybody Else???

Chattur: ?Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra..?

Teacher: ?Wah! Kya Baat Hai....."

Aamir - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want

Amir khan: pen sir....pen

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
248 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Mar
18
2012

After first night abhishek ask aish


After first night abhishek ask aish:
Aish aaj koi aisi baat kaho jise sun mujhe kushi b mile aur gham bhi!

Aish(sharmate hue)

Aish(sharmate hue)

Ji aapka salmaan aur vivek se bhi bada hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
552 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Aug
3
2013
if aamir was so smarthe could hav used d wrd


if aamir was so smart,he could hav used d wrd

Run' instead of'bhaag' in 'bhaag DK Bose' sng.

Den d sng wud b 'RunDK BoseDK'

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
61 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko


Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya...

Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi...

To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu...Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
262 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex


Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex...

Harbhajan kept his Penis on her thighs.

Mallika: Arre! Wat r u doin?

Bhajji: Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
310 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Aug
21
2013

Weird Bollywood


Weird Bollywood:

1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie.



2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   116 Votes