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Sep
28
2012
Agar trains k naam indian actress k naam pe hoti t


Agar trains k naam indian actress
k naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi
hoti:

Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi
hai.

Deepika ke neeche aake ek aadmi
mar gaya.

Accident mein mallika ki pichli
bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.

Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana
patri se utar gayi hai.

Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
mein ijaafa.

Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.

Vidya ki body change karne ka
faisla.

KATRINA PAR GAIR KANOONI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
GIRAFTAAR.... :P=DD :D :P

Submitted By : gangadhar
Place : india
228 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko


Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya...

Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi...

To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu...Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
262 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Aug
1
2013
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai


Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.

Submitted By : surya sahu
Place : ratanpur
27 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Oct
9
2013
Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai


Sex aur Chunaav donon mein sabse zaruri kya hai?...
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Ummeedwar ka khada hona! :P

Submitted By : Kamal Jat
Place : Dhar MP India
50 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Jun
12
2013

Song ki maa-behen


Song ki maa-behen:

Batameez Dil from Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani.


Gaand mein gorilla dekha,
Jhaat mein nageena dekha,

Chikni chut dekhi,

Chikna se lawda dekha,

Chotte lund se randi ko choda
Toh saare bhadwe bole saale tu hai chakka..

Pa para para...

Meri jhaat, teri jhaat,

Zyaada jhaatein buri baat...

Thaali mein katora leke,

Mutthye maare toh pata chale kiski jeet, kiski haar!

Mere piche kisi ne ungli kiya toh,
Saala main tere muh mein ghusedo apna tatta..

Ispe bhoot koi chadha hai
Chodna jaane naa..

Ab toh kya gora kya kaala hai,

Tharak pehchaane naa..

Lund pakad ke khaada hai kambakht,

Chodna jaane naa..
Haha..

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil..
Maane na, maane na...

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na..

Yeh jo haal hai, sawaal hai, kamaal hai
Jaane na jaane na..

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil Randibaaz dil
Maane naa..

Submitted By : Musani
Place : Gandhinagar
83 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Dec
31
2012
BACHHAN in KBC Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa ky


BACHHAN (in KBC): Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SARDAR(on hot seat): dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
239 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Agar


Agar
yeh jawani he diwani film me,
Deepika padukone ki jagah....
sunny leone hoti to,
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Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota!

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
42 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Jul
16
2014
Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room


Gabbar fucking Basanti At Night In A Dark Room..
Gabbar: Ek Baat Sach Bata Basanti, Veeru Se Jyada Maza Aaya Ke Nahi..?

Basanti: Ek Baat Tu b Bata Gabbar , Tujhe Bhi Maza Aaya Kya...?

Gabbar: Zindgi Me Pehli Baar Itna Maza Aaya...

Basanti: Toh Kutte Light Jala Ke Dekh, Main Basanti Nahi MAUSI Hoon..!

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
66 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes