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Mar
18
2012

Rakhi sawant Remix-


Rakhi sawant Remix-


Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,


Jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.


Jane anjane muje pata na chala,


Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
376 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Oct
19
2012
Saif Ali Khan's Son is demanding all maternal...


Saif Ali Khan's Son is demanding all maternal rights,

He wants to start with breast feeding !!!

Submitted By : mahaveer lunker
Place : jaipur
40 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Nov
27
2012

MUNNI REMIX


MUNNI REMIX :

Munni Badnaam hui,

Darling tere liye

Chud-Chud ke Laal hui, Darling tere liye

Item se Raand hui,

Darling tere liye

Guffa jaisi Gaand hui,

Darling tere liye!!

Munni ki Choot Gulabi, Boobs Sharabi, Gaand Nawabi re

Lawde ki Khaan hui, Darling tere liye

"NOW APPLY ZANDU BALM".

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
168 Likes
70 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu


Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu.

Ek toh thakur ki biwi nahi thi, aur gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diya thaa!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
348 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Oct
2
2013

Agar


Agar
yeh jawani he diwani film me,
Deepika padukone ki jagah....
sunny leone hoti to,
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Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota!

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
42 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Mar
25
2014
Sunny Leone Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko


Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko
dara ke rakh dungi"
Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi
lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa
jaayen"

Submitted By : shubham
Place : mumbai
51 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Jul
18
2013

IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR


IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR :

Teacher : bhosdike aaj tuney fir homework nahi kiya ?

Student : sir light nahi thi

Teacher : to mombatti jala leta bhenchod

Student: sir machis nahi utha sakta tha

Teacher : kyun be laudey

Student: sir puja ghar mein rakhi thee

Teacher: to machis uthayi kyo nahi madarchod

Student : nahaya nahi tha sir

Teacher : sale bhadwey nahaya kyo nahi tha

Student: paani nahi tha sir

Teacher: bhenchod, pani kyo nahi tha ?

Student:sir motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : randi ki aulad, ab motor ko kya hua

Student : sir aapki ma ka bhosda, aapki ma ki chut , bhenchod, madarchod, shuru mein hi bataya na
laudey ki light nahi thi ..?

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
173 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se


Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao.

Waiter: Dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
214 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes