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Nov
2
2013

Radio Ka Antena 0r Larki Ki


Radio Ka Antena 0r Larki Ki
Tangein Jitni 0per Hon Gi
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Conecti0n Utna Hi Acha 0r Behtar Hoga
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Veena Malik Ka
F.M 105
Pe Jazbati Interview..

Submitted By : Tumrani
Place : kumb city
47 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   101 Votes


Jul
18
2013

IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR


IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR :

Teacher : bhosdike aaj tuney fir homework nahi kiya ?

Student : sir light nahi thi

Teacher : to mombatti jala leta bhenchod

Student: sir machis nahi utha sakta tha

Teacher : kyun be laudey

Student: sir puja ghar mein rakhi thee

Teacher: to machis uthayi kyo nahi madarchod

Student : nahaya nahi tha sir

Teacher : sale bhadwey nahaya kyo nahi tha

Student: paani nahi tha sir

Teacher: bhenchod, pani kyo nahi tha ?

Student:sir motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : randi ki aulad, ab motor ko kya hua

Student : sir aapki ma ka bhosda, aapki ma ki chut , bhenchod, madarchod, shuru mein hi bataya na
laudey ki light nahi thi ..?

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
172 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


May
28
2013

SUNNY LEONEs favourite cold drink


SUNNY LEONE's favourite cold drink
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MOUNT N DO

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
19 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jan
21
2015
Sunny Leone My movie pk has broken all Indian


Sunny Leone: My movie pk has broken all Indian movie records!!!

Aamir Khan: Idiot. Where r u in pk ???

Sunny Leone: Inside the Dancing Car!

Submitted By : MaDRAS
Place : chennai
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?"

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai"

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?"

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population"

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!" "Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na"
"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir"
"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai" "8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai" "1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out"

Teacher: "Arre. Defination Kya Hai?"

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?" "Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot" "Anybody Else??"

Chattur: "Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra.."

Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai... - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection, in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want??

Amir khan: pen sir....pen...!

Submitted By : Mahesh
Place : Mumbai
107 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Sep
28
2012
Agar trains k naam indian actress k naam pe hoti t


Agar trains k naam indian actress
k naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi
hoti:

Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi
hai.

Deepika ke neeche aake ek aadmi
mar gaya.

Accident mein mallika ki pichli
bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.

Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana
patri se utar gayi hai.

Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
mein ijaafa.

Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.

Vidya ki body change karne ka
faisla.

KATRINA PAR GAIR KANOONI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
GIRAFTAAR.... :P=DD :D :P

Submitted By : gangadhar
Place : india
228 Likes
40 Dislikes
Rating :   68 Votes


Apr
29
2012
Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi...


Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha,
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
425 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Jul
18
2012
Thank God Ekta Kapoor ended her "k" fixation..!


Thank God Ekta Kapoor ended her "k" fixation..!

Imagine what her Serial 'bade acche lagte hain' would have been called?

Khade acche lagte hain :P :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
136 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes