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Sep
21
2012

Why did Sunny Leone cried


Why did Sunny Leone cried after watching JISM 2?
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She Said, it was her first movie she has ever watched with her family.

Submitted By : Abhishek Shaw
Place : Howrah
78 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Apr
29
2012
Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi...


Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha,
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
425 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Tere pyaar me meri chita jal jayegi


Devdas: tere pyaar me meri chita jal jayegi.

Paro: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi...raakh bhej dena bartan ghisne k kaam aayegi.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
183 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Oct
14
2012

Ek aadmi chai wale se bola...


Ek aadmi chai wale se bola:
"Yaar ek se*y chai pilao".
Chai wala bola:
"Hamare yahan COW ka Dudh aata hai,
Bipasa Basu ka nahi..."

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
43 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Jul
18
2013

IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR


IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR :

Teacher : bhosdike aaj tuney fir homework nahi kiya ?

Student : sir light nahi thi

Teacher : to mombatti jala leta bhenchod

Student: sir machis nahi utha sakta tha

Teacher : kyun be laudey

Student: sir puja ghar mein rakhi thee

Teacher: to machis uthayi kyo nahi madarchod

Student : nahaya nahi tha sir

Teacher : sale bhadwey nahaya kyo nahi tha

Student: paani nahi tha sir

Teacher: bhenchod, pani kyo nahi tha ?

Student:sir motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : randi ki aulad, ab motor ko kya hua

Student : sir aapki ma ka bhosda, aapki ma ki chut , bhenchod, madarchod, shuru mein hi bataya na
laudey ki light nahi thi ..?

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
173 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   66 Votes


May
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: ?What Is A Condom??

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: ?Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho??

Aamir: ?Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai?

Teacher: ?Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo??

Aamir: ?Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population?

Teacher: ?Will U Plz Elaborate??

Aamir: ?Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!? ?Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na?
?Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir?
?Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai? ?8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai? ?1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out?

Teacher: ?Arre? Defination Kya Hai??

Aamir: ?Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir?

Teacher: ?Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?? ?Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot? ?Anybody Else???

Chattur: ?Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra..?

Teacher: ?Wah! Kya Baat Hai....."

Aamir - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection,comes in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want

Amir khan: pen sir....pen

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
248 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Aug
4
2013
Song ki maa-behen Batameez Dil from Yeh


Song ki maa-behen: Batameez Dil from Yeh
Jawani Hai
Deewani.
Gaand mein gorilla dekha
Jhaat mein nageena dekha
Chikni chut dekhi
Chikna se lauda dekha
Chotte land se randi ko choda
Toh saare badwe bole saale tu hai chakka
Pa para para...
Meri jhaat, teri jhaat
Zyaada badi kisi jhaat
Thaali mein katora leke
Mutt maare toh pata chale kiski jeet, kiski
haar!
Mere piche kisi ne ungal kiya toh
Saala main tere muh mein ghusedo apna
tatta
Ispe bhoot koi chadha hai
Chodna jaane naa
Ab toh kya gora kya kaala hai
Tharak pehchaane naa
Land pakad ke khaada hai kambakht
Chodna jaane naa
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na
Yeh jo haal hai, sawaal hai, kamaal hai
Jaane na jaane na
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil Randibaaz dil
Maane naa.. :-D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
95 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   122 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se


Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao.

Waiter: Dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
214 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes