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Mar
18
2012

Gabbar- Hag basanti hag.


Gabbar- Hag basanti hag.



Viru- Nahi basanti nahi,

In kutto k samne mat hagna,

Inke pass pani nahi hai,

Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
758 Likes
230 Dislikes
Rating :   164 Votes


Mar
18
2012

After first night abhishek ask aish


After first night abhishek ask aish:
Aish aaj koi aisi baat kaho jise sun mujhe kushi b mile aur gham bhi!

Aish(sharmate hue)

Aish(sharmate hue)

Ji aapka salmaan aur vivek se bhi bada hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
552 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Apr
29
2012
Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi...


Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha,
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
425 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Rakhi sawant Remix-


Rakhi sawant Remix-


Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,


Jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.


Jane anjane muje pata na chala,


Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
376 Likes
75 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu


Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu.

Ek toh thakur ki biwi nahi thi, aur gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diya thaa!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
348 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Abhishek on Suhagrat


Abhishek on Suhagrat:
Teri ankho mein doob jau...
Teri zulfo mei kho jaau...
Tere jhumke pe jhool jaau...

Aish: Neeche bhi utrega ki salman ko bulau.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
344 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex


Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex...

Harbhajan kept his Penis on her thighs.

Mallika: Arre! Wat r u doin?

Bhajji: Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
310 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   57 Votes


Mar
30
2012

Feeling bored?


Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
281 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes