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Oct
1
2011

Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha


Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...



Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Submitted By : Pradeep
Place : Hardoi, Uttar Pradesh
5820 Likes
1344 Dislikes
Rating :   856 Votes


Oct
26
2011

Boy: Janeman is dil mei


Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja.

Girl: Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai,
koi mandir nahi,
aise hi aaja.

Submitted By : Amar
Place : Jammu, J&K
2525 Likes
232 Dislikes
Rating :   267 Votes


Sep
5
2011

timing 8am to 1pm


Boy : What Is Ur Name?

Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti.

Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha.

Girl:
Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
College Timing 8am To 1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Aati Papa K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon.

Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
3003 Likes
302 Dislikes
Rating :   333 Votes


Nov
2
2011

Ye kamzori hai


Boy:
Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me,
bethe bethe yuhi kho jata hun me,
kya yahi pyar h?


Girl: Nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!"

Submitted By : Mukesh
Place : Chittoor, Andhra Pradesh
1812 Likes
170 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Apr
23
2012

Hi dear...


Gf on phone- Hi dear aaj tumhari bahut bahut yaad aa rahi hai, i seriously miss u..

BF- Arey...abhi to baat ki humne...
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GF- Oh, phir se tujhe hi lag gya..sorry! :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1288 Likes
116 Dislikes
Rating :   104 Votes


Sep
2
2011

Tera Baap Sunega


GF - Kal Maine Tumhe Call Kiya To Tumne Phone Kyo Nahi Uthaya?


BF - Kyo Uthau Rs 45 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.....

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : Parbhani, Maharashtra
1432 Likes
162 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes


Mar
31
2012

Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho ..??


Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho ..??

Girl : Aatm-Hatya karne ...!!

Boy : Toh itna make-up kyun ..??

Girl :

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Saale Kal Subah Paper Mein Photo Nahi AaeGi kya..!? :P

Hadh Hai .. :D

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1129 Likes
99 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


Feb
21
2012

I Can Make U Say I LOVE U


BOy To Girl: I Can Make U Say "I LOVE U"

Girl : No Wayyy !!

BOy : Bet??

GIrl : Yes

BOy : Ok Start ... Say Blue?

Girl : Blue

BOy : Say Pink?

Girl : Pink

BOy : Say Love?

Girl : Love

BOy : Whats 1+1?

Girl : 2

BOy : Ur Age?

GIrl : 18

BOy : Hahaha... I TOld U I Cud Make U Say 18!!

GIrl : No, U Said U Cud Make Me Say I LOVE U

BOy : Yes I Did :D :D :D !!!

Submitted By : Siddharth
Place : Modinagar, Uttar Pradesh
3085 Likes
460 Dislikes
Rating :   374 Votes