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Dec
15
2014
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प्रेमी प्रेमिका से- मुझे समझ में नहीं आता कि भगवान ने तुम्हें इतना सुंदर बनाने के बाद इतना मूर्ख क्यों बनाया? प्रेमिका प्रेमी से- हम दोनों को मिलाने के लिए। प्रेमी- वह कैसे? प्रेमिका- मैं सुंदर थी इसलिए तुम मेरी तरफ आकर्षित हुए और मैं मूर्ख थी इसलिए तुम्हारी तरफ आकर्षित हुई।

Submitted By : dharmesh
Place : Vadodara
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
28
2016
boys enjoy by insulting each other bt they dont


boys enjoy by insulting each other, bt they don't really mean it.

girls enjoy by complimenting don't really mean it either.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
BF Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Mujhe Nahi Lagta


BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi...!
GF: Kyu...?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi... Tumhari Behen Se Mila... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
19 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girlfriend Hey


Girlfriend:" Hey
Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me
back.
Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you
doing.. ??
Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something
from you..
Boyfriend:" What ??
Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND
me 15k ??
Boyfriend:" 15k for what..??
Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair
+nails and 3k for my shoes..
Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.
k,
k
that's for your perfume.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
23 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Night was dark


Night was dark . . .
Moon was high . . .
Boy stopped bike . . . .
Girl asked why? . . .
He came close.. . .
She felt shy.. . .
& he said ..
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DHAKKA MAAR Heroine
Petrol khatam ho gaya hai.. :p :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Girl Tu hasta nahi hai kya


Girl: Tu hasta nahi hai kya??
Boy: kyu??
Girl: tere haste hue photo nahi hai.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?? :D :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016

DURING EXAM


DURING EXAM.
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Girls tension :
Question out of syllabus na aajaye.
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Boys tension:
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Saala roll Number 1st bench pe na aajaye!! :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me


Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me..
Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc .
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai
Im Using Windows 98....!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes