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Jul
19
2013

Girl friend RUTHEto rab ruthe


Girl friend "RUTHE"to rab ruthe
fir"RUTHE"to jag chute
agar fir "RUTHE"to dil tute
aur agar phir bhi RUTHE"to
utar chappal mar SALi

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
6 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Sep
5
2013
Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar aati toh


Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar aati toh
ek ladke ko apne
ghar ke bahar khada dekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal
beet gaya aur woh
ladka roz usko apne ghar ke saamne
nazar ata..
Woh kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup
chaap kabhi agey
pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone
ko dekhta..
Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka
usse pyaar karta hai..
Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
Gharwalo ko ladka
pasand aa gaya. Gaav se bhi bade
buzurg aa gaye.
Ek din ladki ne himmat karke uske
paas jaake bol diya ke
'tum 1 saal se aise mere ghar ke bahar
khade rehte ho to
hume pata chal gaya hai ki tum
mujhse bahot pyar karte
ho. Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye
ready hu.'
Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola-
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Maaf karna behenji... actually tumhare
wi-fi pe password
nahi hai..
woh use karne aata hoon....

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jan
26
2014

DUNIYA KI SBSE BADIA SACH


dil todne ki saja nhi milti,
dil tutne ki wajah nhi milti,
maal to bht phas jate hai mere dost,
bas unhe thokne ki jagah nhi milti....

Submitted By : Manish sharma
Place : lucknow
12 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Sep
8
2013

Bacha- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban


Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban

cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..

Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath

toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta

hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...

Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le.

Bahut marte hai.

Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :-

Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo

Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??

Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death

Submitted By : Wajahat khan
Place : Sagar Madhya Pradesh
19 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
23
2013

LIPSTICK Lagaana LADKI Ki BEAUTY Hai


LIP'STICK Lagaana LADKI Ki BEAUTY Hai,
"Waah Waah"
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LIP'STICK Lagaana LADKI Ki BEAUTY Hai.,

"Wah Wah"
Aur Usey Taste Karna Ladko Ki Duty Hai.

Submitted By : mayank pratap
Place : delhi
16 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jun
1
2014

mere aane ka ehsas dilo barkrar rakhna


dhadkan ko sabhal khud ko slamat rakhna ,
mehfil c saji is duniya m dost per aitbar karna .
gar ho jaau is duniya se rukhsat kabhi a dost ,
mere aane ka ehsas dilo yuhi barkrar rakhna....

Submitted By : vijender kumar
Place : saharanpur
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Sep
2
2013

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya


Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne
bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

Submitted By : HANUMANTA
Place : AMBERNATH
4 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
19
2013

I ____ You reason


I ____ You. +reason..

"LIKE"

"LOVE"

"MISS"

"HATE"

"WANT"

"NEED"

"KICK"

"KILL"..

reply me with reason ... pllllzzzzz ry ha i am waiting

Submitted By : lafanga
Place : rajkot
40 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes