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Oct
14
2012

Define girl...


Define girl

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracelets,

Neckless,

Nail Print

Party dres,

Sandal

Purse

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and

Says-

"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi

uth kr aa gyi "

Define

boy

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The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :

"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?"

Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai kya?

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
63 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
31
2013

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS


There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'

once enters in your system don't leave even after format. :D :P

Submitted By : khan
Place : mumbai
24 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jan
8
2013

Love Thought


Love Thought:
Unmayana kadhalai unara vaipathum pen than...
Unarntha kadhalai veruka vaipathum pen than...
So






avoid pen..,
Use PENCIL....

Submitted By : Muthukumar
Place : Erode
5 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
31
2012

Boy : Do u wanna go out with me?


Boy : Do u wanna go out with me?

Girl : Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy : Did u hear what i just said?

Girl : Yea

Boy : What did i say?

Girl : Do you want to go out with me?

Boy :Yes :D....

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
238 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Feb
20
2016

She Tu Whtsapp Pe Hai Kya


She : Tu Whtsapp Pe Hai Kya?
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Me : Nahi Ji Me Ghar Pe Hun.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
4
2013
Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai


Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai..
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hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahin nakli na nikle...

Submitted By : Deepak monga
Place : sirsa
21 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


May
26
2012

Boy: I'm Searching For The


Boy: I'm Searching For The
Most Beautiful Girl..!!

Girl: Look I Came For You..!!

Boy: That's Nice! Now Help
Me To Find Her..!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
284 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Jul
6
2013

Boy to Girl


Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat
hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi!!...Main to Ye btana
chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol
ho."

Submitted By : Faizan Abaid
Place : Islamabad
7 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes