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Apr
1
2013

hume to apno ne luta


BOY: hume to apno ne luta gairo me kya dum tha, humari kashti waha doobi jaha paani kam tha.
GIRL: Tu tha hi gaandu tere gaand me kya dum tha, waha kya maa chudane gaya tha jaha paani kam tha ?

Submitted By : kalim shaikh
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Oct
8
2011

New style of proposing


Boy: Can i take a photo.


Girl: Why?


Boy: Just wanted 2 show my children,
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how their mom looked in her younger age.

Submitted By : Archana
Place : Tirupati, Andhra Pradesh
744 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Aug
17
2013

A woman is like a pack of cards


A woman is like a pack of cards.

You need a HEART to love her......

A DIAMOND to win her......

A CLUB to smash her head in

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A SPADE to bury the bitch.

Submitted By : Rahul
Place : kolkata
5 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
21
2013

GIRL FISH TANK KO DEKH K


GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K
BOLI)- "Machliya Itni Sundar
Kyun Hoti He?
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BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE):
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Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
26
2012

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum


GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko

I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho

BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapad na mar de..$R

Submitted By : Hardik
Place : Bhavnagar
59 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Oct
26
2012
Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...


High Insult

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... :)
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Boyfrnd: Are.. Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...?? :P
=D :D =))

Submitted By : k.j
Place : punjab
22 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Aug
6
2013
Ladki-Agar main mar jau to tumkya karoge


Ladki-Agar main mar jau to tumkya karoge?
Ladka-Main bhi mar jaunga.
Ladki-Par Kyu?
Ladka- tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai.

Submitted By : Deepak
Place : Noida
11 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Mar
21
2014

1 ladka dusre ladke se


1 ladka dusre ladke se. . .
tune meri GF Ko propose kyo kiya...?.?.
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ladke ne mast jawab diya .
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jab tak ladki kuwari hai. . . .

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na tumhari hai na humari hai. . . . . Bus sarkari hai. . .

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
37 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes