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Oct
1
2011

Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha


Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...



Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Submitted By : Pradeep
Place : Hardoi, Uttar Pradesh
5837 Likes
1346 Dislikes
Rating :   859 Votes


Feb
21
2012

I Can Make U Say I LOVE U


BOy To Girl: I Can Make U Say "I LOVE U"

Girl : No Wayyy !!

BOy : Bet??

GIrl : Yes

BOy : Ok Start ... Say Blue?

Girl : Blue

BOy : Say Pink?

Girl : Pink

BOy : Say Love?

Girl : Love

BOy : Whats 1+1?

Girl : 2

BOy : Ur Age?

GIrl : 18

BOy : Hahaha... I TOld U I Cud Make U Say 18!!

GIrl : No, U Said U Cud Make Me Say I LOVE U

BOy : Yes I Did :D :D :D !!!

Submitted By : Siddharth
Place : Modinagar, Uttar Pradesh
3109 Likes
476 Dislikes
Rating :   375 Votes


Sep
5
2011

timing 8am to 1pm


Boy : What Is Ur Name?

Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti.

Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha.

Girl:
Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
College Timing 8am To 1pm,
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Aati Papa K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon.

Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
3007 Likes
302 Dislikes
Rating :   333 Votes


Oct
26
2011

Boy: Janeman is dil mei


Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja.

Girl: Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai,
koi mandir nahi,
aise hi aaja.

Submitted By : Amar
Place : Jammu, J&K
2526 Likes
232 Dislikes
Rating :   267 Votes


Sep
19
2011

Wat is d diff between


Wat is d diff between Problem & Talent?


2 boys love 1 girl = Problem!

1 boy loves 2 girls = Talent!

Submitted By : Durga
Place : Faizabad, Uttar Pradesh
1826 Likes
149 Dislikes
Rating :   206 Votes


Nov
2
2011

Ye kamzori hai


Boy:
Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me,
bethe bethe yuhi kho jata hun me,
kya yahi pyar h?


Girl: Nhi ye kamzori hai, "glucon-D pia karo!"

Submitted By : Mukesh
Place : Chittoor, Andhra Pradesh
1812 Likes
170 Dislikes
Rating :   177 Votes


Mar
28
2012

A Small Boy Took A Knife..


A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
.
.
Paining ???
.
.
No !!
.
.
Then ???
.
.
Spelling Mistake !!!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1558 Likes
90 Dislikes
Rating :   121 Votes


Mar
28
2012

2 Lovers plan to suicide..


2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& returned back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1484 Likes
60 Dislikes
Rating :   136 Votes